STILL need to talk mouldie?

[algyfromthepub]

ha! tell bob i'm here.

But I would be a good girl Gerry - I'm very -how do you say it? - discreet

But all your home comforts are heeeeeeeere...

and I go like a train

Goodnight chaps, I've enjoyed this even's entertainment rather muchly, I must say!

lobs pork pie at gerry's head in disgust

right pw what's yer poison? you look like you could do with a stiff one

Just give me a minute to be violently sick and I'll be right with you

right you are

am off home me old muckers..... see you all soon.

and a big big thank you to prufrock for her
ridiculous amusing golfclub analogy

am off home me old muckers..... see you all soon.

and a big big thank you to prufrock for her
ridiculous amusing golfclub analogy

oops. shaky hands you know.

Off you pop now Algy - you've had a long night.

I'll have your stool warm and ready for you tomorrow

Oi, slapper! Hands off my Algy!

I know a little ditty about Algy, which the dc like. I shall share it here apro pro nothing:
Algy met a bear, and the bear met Algy. The bear was bulgy, the bulge was Algy

Great poem dreyfus, and thanks Algy, Bob and co

Classy thread

it's shite stuck in the wrong timezone. you can't get down the pub for a crack.

PMSL.

Dreyfus is now my fave Mnetter

Oi, cleanerski. Ave you found a clown necklace on the floor I lost it last night. Eeeh I feel crap. Left the club at 4am, picked up some bloke called Gerry in a Lexus, ended up shagging on the golf course. Broke a window of the clubhouse too. If you see our Bob will you tell him I spent the night here?