STILL need to talk mouldie?

[algyfromthepub]

ha! tell bob i'm here.

best offer all day BBob

come on then what yer waiting for?

Here's a picture of me if you're interested, Dumbledores Girl.

I'm a bit of a looker if I do say so myself.

Fancy a quickie?

Watcher doing throwing water around? I's allergic to it!

Stupid slaaaaaag

oh oldgit, you know i have a soft spot for you really.

oh BBob, ooeer, that was nice

give us a drag

Ha har - I've got a spot that isn't soft any more for you, my lovely!

Oi, Landlord! How many of my outfits have you nicked?

'I cant wait until tonight'

Maggggieee where me dinner??

bubbles flying about in carpark

mp's roundup is writing itself

Dreyfus needs knighting

WS

Come on in, my lovely.

'oops'

'where should I sit Bob'

oldgit, you dirty old git, keep your bits away from my food preparation area, or i'll wack it with my spatular.

Face or furniture, Neighbour. Your choice, my little strumpet.