STILL need to talk mouldie?

[algyfromthepub]

ha! tell bob i'm here.

Go on, my son!

This thread is hilarious.

But Dreyfus's poem has to be the best thing ever!

'Well bob I was always a people person'

I almost fancy you in that get-up, Landlord. Fwoooaaar!

oh, and dave, don't think a small matter of me of trying to kill you is gonna stop me asking for that pay rise you owe me, i need that money....i'm saving my vouchers from the sun, taking the old man to hastings.

PHEW

ponders....

'does davefromthebrewery' want that tape from earlier'

DRUGS!!!!!!!?????????????? surely not??????????

thank you much

do you wanna share? I do like a bit of a marmitey taste now and again.

dam theyve locked the door I should have stayed put

caught her!

Look - she ripped my shirt off an all

Oiiii!

I knew I'd find you in 'ere

I've got a nice Spam sandwich ready for you at home - c'mon.

And you, you slattern Barmaid, 'ands orf him