Best ever thread titles - help please!

[JustineMumsnet]

Morning all,
I'm just penning the foreward of our Toddlers book and want to try and give a taste of Mumsnet in all its glory. I was thinking that a good way to do that using the best/funniest/most bizarre thread titles. I've got a brain like a sieve though and can't remember any - can you help? (Please!)

That's quite enough fidgeting at the back!

how do you get a chicken out of a DVD player.....killer

Rivers of sweetcorn.

What's that pate?, oh no a cube of poo!

Can't remember the thread titles though, the titles may have been incredibly dull.

I quite like the current one about the chinese policewoman and breastfeeding the orphaned babies, although I know its not funny, its a title that just makes you want to have a look. Not often you see all those words together in a short sentence.

Any more specifically toddler related ones anyone can think of?

There was a great one recently about what your day would have been like if you had said yes instead of no to your toddler - can't find it though, and the title may not have been stunning...

This one tickled me recently 'Am I being unreasonable?: To think that geese are not for kicking?'

also remember something about pooing on the telephone (no sniggering at the back) and peeing in your Spanx.

Wooo hooooo one of mine is on the list....shame it is one of the non-printable ones....

No not chapter titles - though we could have used them now you mention it - more inspiration for the back cover and foreword. Cheers think we're there now.

this one is a recent addition