Best ever thread titles - help please!

[JustineMumsnet]

Morning all,
I'm just penning the foreward of our Toddlers book and want to try and give a taste of Mumsnet in all its glory. I was thinking that a good way to do that using the best/funniest/most bizarre thread titles. I've got a brain like a sieve though and can't remember any - can you help? (Please!)

Thanks Littlemydancing - that one was one of mine

The one where the poster was upstairs at her parents' house and had just had some noisy afternoon delight with her dh then realised her dad was in the house.

The one from the other day with the groom-to-be who had shat himself while wearing an elf costume.

Not that these have anything to do with toddlers of course

Pirate Sex

oh Rosa .. I had totally and utterly forgotten that incident .. am weeping with mirth yet again and it was a year ago

you meant If your 3 year old ran past you in a pair of knickers shouting 'fire in my bum' would you

One of mine, something like
How can I Feck the fecking fecker off.

Self Aggrandisement.

that one from AmericanAngle about self-actualization.

we are talking titles here, not neccessairly the threads.
Twig I have just snorted tea over my keyboard at the fire in my bum one!

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fark me, we agree on something!

god pirate sex was really boring

most of the 'sex' ones are intrinsically dull if you're not there at the beginning and tbh if you're doing a catalogue of threads and you put a load of the sex ones in you'll sound like The Sun

I think they are probably only funny in context of the true discussion threads .. they are the light relief side of MN

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and i agree with cod

so that's settled

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Cod, don't be so predictably yawnsome
Is that an implicit double? Dunno.

Just don't.

Justine - I do hope you're not going to spell it 'foreward'....

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"Mummy put a ladybird up her bum!"

Talking Dirty - What do you say?

My car broke down on the motorway today. I was bursting for the loo, it was freezing and I had to wait for the AA man

Can anyone read late medieval English?

ooooh just go through the Roundups, they have some great titles!

I probably would have Rusty but am hoping Bloomsbury will give it the once over...

Thanks for these - all good stuff.

there's a difference between

good thread

and

good thread title

just thought i'd point that out

good

as you were

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Yes good thread titles is what I was after in this case but it's never a trial to waste an afternoon on some good threads.

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Well done you two - have a gold star and some house points.

ooh miss, please miss, I helped miss!