Best ever thread titles - help please!

[JustineMumsnet]

Morning all,
I'm just penning the foreward of our Toddlers book and want to try and give a taste of Mumsnet in all its glory. I was thinking that a good way to do that using the best/funniest/most bizarre thread titles. I've got a brain like a sieve though and can't remember any - can you help? (Please!)

what was the one about the hamster in the garden (or a dt's poo)? that had me in fits every time...hang on....

Multiple births: D'y ever wonder if that's a hamster in the garden or just a DT's poo? [groin]

I mean, groin???!!!

ALL the 10/10 vegger titles are genius.

deffo...the "i love rocket and roll put another lime in the fruit bowl baby" was pure class! lol

the 10/10 ones are great, "kale and peas softly with his song anyone"?

"Help!! DD has done a wee in her patent leather kickers ......."

Which, of course, everyone read as something else

"Does anyone else make Shredded Wheat?" had me roffling

Yep I think the shredded wheat one summed mn up nicely. Had visions of organised mothers all over the land grating wheat (along with fingers) into a bowl.It's one of those threads, you've just got to open, just to see if someone actually does.

The Cunting Sainsburys one

Somehow I reckon that one won't make it into a book

WWB I did misread that one (Kewcumber is trying to arrange a MoFo's meeting, did you see the thread?)

was going to suggest the cunting sainsbury one

but seeing as we are talking toddlers it has to be one from the cube of poo thread! I can't remember the title off the top of my head but its something like "is that pate...no IT'S POO" (well it is in my head lol!)

Behaviour / development: I can only sleep when I touch you mummy and if you walk more than two paces from me I will scweam and scweam and scweam til snot fills my cot and I drown....

Bird in my loft! Bird in my loft! was always my favourite. but I killed that thread and I never did find out what happened.
Agree with the 10/10 titles. Top notch.

I think that the cube of poo features in "memorable poos in inappropriate places"

My favourite one was Cunting Sainsburys, not sure if that is the one that will get all the buyers of the book to log onto MN though.

The 10/10 ones are genius.

Memorable poos is great, as is the thread.

And I loved the one about someone doing something small that stayed with you forever, LL started it I think.

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the macaroon incident is a good one

have been searching for the cube of poo thread (the original one) and Caitlin Moran apparently quoted it in an article, maybe its linked there?. i haven't got time to look now (viewing a house -hoorah!) will search later

oh! what about the hamster thread> that must have had a funny title

All the 10/10 ones obviously.

Darnit, WWB beat me to the patent leather kickers one

I love the 10/10 ones!