I think the thread on the Caitlin Moran article should be deleted and all discussion of it be banned

[emkana]

It won't come to anything other than upset and flounces.

No I haven't Wendy
I'm off!

I see MamaG. Same old same old then?

basically, yes

I did period on the floor yesterday. That was a low-point. In front of my friends. "Oh my GOD, is your foot bleeding?" she said. "This isn't the right time to tell you how great Mooncups are, is it?" I replied.

tmi

Erm, hang on, can I just clarify MamaG - is that the one topic - bum sex with chicken eggs at Justine's house?

You're obviously struggling with your suction LV, you know you have to hold it in place and give a little squeeze?

LOLOLOLOL oh dear, sympathy to you

Boco - is that bum sex or Mooncup instructions?

It's good general advice, you can apply it to most things.

lolol

boco is the MN expert on anything anal

rofl rofl rofl

How I wish I had included Boco on the list. "Boco is MN's anal expert. Bumming question? She's yr gal."

you put it in upside down you idiot

don't you all have a layer of GREASY DARKNESS two foot from the floor along any pale-coloured walls?

Do you all paint your walls a mucky brown colour or something?

MamaG! Don't spread your lies, i've never even stepped onto a bum sex thread - ever! I'm a laydee!

what i want to know lv-is where you get your definition of feminist from?
cod-strident feminist? the queen of lippy and glittery shoes?

Well, to be fair, Boco's specialist subject is fisting rather than bumsex, but i think its closely related

You've got me all wrong! I don't even like talking about bottoms, I'm quite a prude and I'd have probably fainted.

MamaG you're the bottom expert, you could have had your Big White Arse in the paper.

Stop it with the fisting you bad person!

Cod's very much anti self-pity and uptight self-flagelating, which a lot of "unenlightened" women ruin their lives with. And I think lipstick stopped being a feminist issue a while ago, didn't it? I think Cod's a street feminist.

cod is just bossy

that's not feminism

PMSL at this thread.

Having nearly lost the will to live when reading the other thread.

I LOVED PPH's comment on the other thread about MNrs arguing about the weather - so very true!

Poor Justine having to try and wade through the thread and come up with a reply that wasn't going to cause another ruckus!

I am sure she just sat there thinking "FFS they are all fighting again! - they are worse then children".

LV - you have a lot to answer for. Did like the semi-feral comment though!

Lapin you are an utter freak. how the hell do you FIND these pictures? What the heck did you google?

boco - whateverrr