I think the thread on the Caitlin Moran article should be deleted and all discussion of it be banned

[emkana]

It won't come to anything other than upset and flounces.

there's usually a cake baking at my house

LL - Now I'll forever associate you with Les Dawson. Ha!

Just say it was the five MNers you most wanted to sleep with

Just say that

I liked the article too Lord Venger (well except for that little bit in a box at the end!).

I think you should have included that Justine et al have CRUELLY denied us a chicken topic though.....

One of my breasts is considerably larger than the other. My sister calls them "The Two Ronnies". Or "Simon and Garfunkel."

White and serene? Cakes baking?

Just like Chez RipMacWinkle.

Not

Litle and Large not sophisticated enough?

torti I POSTED on a chicken topic yesterday, full of excitement that my 15 eggs are due to hatch on Wed and nobody said a word.

Not a peep
nor a cheep

cheep cheep cheep

It was the five MNers I most wanted to sleep with. I'm working through the list. I've already done three. That Aitch! wooo-wheee!

and me
and me
I was good
that bit with the hand-held Dyson, remember?

pph are they legbars?

Right ladies, me and my pinny and my tremendously small (but perfectly formed) bosom are going to bake and decorate 20 cupcakes for my dd's birthday tomorrow (10! bloody hell, I've got one in double figures. I'm so OOOOOLLLLDDD)

enjoy

oh some of them are bundle.
cream legbars
and marans
and something else - damn can't remember. I've written it on the eggs though... something that lays blue (but not araucana)

I must say, I was surprised when you opened that cupboard and all those MEN fell out and you said "oh these are my Sex Men" and we picked one each and they bummed us while we leaned out of the window. It's amazing how both you AND Hunker had a cupboard of Sex Men! what a co-inky-donk!

can we have pics when they hatch pph? make us all feel v springy

oh I'm always on the list of "people I want to sleep with" (not my own list, natch)

Its due to my magnificent bosom and cake-baking abilities

Thank you, I keep them just for Special Friends. I normally give them up for Lent for everyone needs a day of Refreshment every now and then.

See Elders! If you wanted to get on A List, it's not sleb status or elderlyness or being here when it was all fields you know, you need a cupboard full of bumming sex men to make it.

See I am not a journalist and don't know how the meeja works, but i'm beginning to realise that it has to do with bottoms.

i sometimes make programmes about bottoms. obsessed with them, me.

I'd shag:-

Boco
cappuccinno
Lapin
lulumama
kbear

(up the bums, with my strap on)

Does Justine have a cupboard full of Cleaners?

Why isn't her house full of handprints and space-hoppers and christmas decorations that she hasn't taken down yet, like the rest of us?