I think the thread on the Caitlin Moran article should be deleted and all discussion of it be banned

[emkana]

It won't come to anything other than upset and flounces.

MamG, it's got nothing to do with baking or heaving bosom, it's because of your BWA

I'm having such a confusing range of emotions seeing my name on that list MamaG.

I need to go somewhere remote and do some serious thinking.

I hope you would wipe it in between MamaG

scurrilous gossip face Justine had - nothing on her coffee table. NOTHING. It was EMPTY and CLEAR. NOTHING. I didn't even know you could get tables LIKE that. She must have bought it somewhere very special

I might give it a quick swish with a baby wipe

Does Justine have 2 houses? One for photographs and one to live in?

Maybe it was one of those special object repelling tables made by NASA

I think it was Magick. Dark Magick.

LV

more gossip please. did the house have

1. Soft toilet paper - poss quilted?
2. Any dust, anywhere?
3. Did you surreptitiously put your hand down the back of the sofa? I always do that.

what are you lot fighting about this time?

hecate its fine, we're now gossiping about Justine's house, discussing bum sex and chicken eggs

Was this like a MAIN LIVING ROOM or was it ONE SPECIAL ROOM that she doesn't normally ALLOW the children in?

Does she keep her children in a different house?

I don't understand

I am so screaming jealous

Why no handprints everywhere? Does she just hook her children up to IV drips once a day for feeding purposes?

Do we have any proof that the children are actually hers???

I reckon we should make an unannounced visit. We'd see fingerprints galore, shop bought cake and a load of papers on the table.

Well to be fair, I guess being a journalist coming to interview someone about their parenting website means you are unlikely to see the REAL TRUTH of someone's domestic situation. There will have been a certain amount of SPRITZING. I am very much like the Queen in that respect. Everywhere I go smells of fresh paint, and people never know whether to call me "Your majesty" or not.

What is it with handprints? I don't have handprints in my house. I've never had handprints. I have mud and surfaces covered with neatly stacked piles of STUFF and a serious carpet moth problem and acres of plastic toys in crates, but I don't have handprints....

should I have handprints?

God - another list I'm not on ...

All that said, though, she had the air of a woman who was used to seeing the floor, though. Unlike me, who often screams when it becomes visible, from shock.

Oi you piddly little Lord. There's royalty on this site and you ain't it.
Get in line. At the back

Have you made those buns already, pph?

Funny you should say that pph, I don't have handprints.

A fine layer of dog hair yes, evne the occasional pawprint, but no handprints

The thing that sticks in my memory about you LordVenger is that you do sick in your mouth and sometimes your handbag. The queen doesn't ever do that, that's how I'd tell.

I have dustbunnies and football boots in mine