I think the thread on the Caitlin Moran article should be deleted and all discussion of it be banned

[emkana]

It won't come to anything other than upset and flounces.

Oh hello LordVenger. I liked your piece actually

Yes it really is my birthday!

Well the rationale was that the ones we picked had "specialist subjects".

I wish I had a bosom

we-ell i have to say I'd have had that lot as the tribal elders too - with cappuccino as well

Cheers. I had to write it in two hours. it was a horrible day. I did enjoy calling Cod "semi-feral".

oh I've got a marvellous bosom. what a shame I missed the opportunity to jiggle it

Loads of the women I work with have wonderful bosoms, especially the young ones, cleavage and everything, it's not faaaaaaair

Yes semi-feral was excellent. A feral fish. Hmmmm

MamaG I think you need the evening classes too. You are meant to be juggling, not jiggling. WHy don't we go together, and we can take turns juggling your fine jugs?

that proves that she is, actually, Elvis

FGS, is this still going on

Look, I don;t give a fuck the box (well, I don't give a fuck about it except the glaring omission of my name )

Is everyone still having hissy fits and sulking because they were/were not mentioned? (delete as appropriate)

LV, you were never going to win either way - it's like MN is in a perpetual pre-menstrual state atm.

Now, lets move on - I need some shoes for a gig. look here I can't go in stage in my stockinged feet

God, don't own up to that (the two hours thing). You'll smash all our preconceptions about journos spending days doing meticulous research, conducting extensive interviews, carefully composing their thoughtful and well-balanced pieces, and then editing rigorously to save the subs from heartburn.

As opposed to the scurrilous myths of alcohol and caffeine soaked ligging, followed by two hours at 10pm while watching CSI on Skyplus.

Fio, there was a box in the article saying that the posters mentioned take it up the wrong 'un.

Not really, I was just making conversation.

When I was BF my boobs began at the end of my neck.

Now I can tuck them in to my waistband.

Almost.

I KNOW. Justine's HOUSE! It's amaaaaazing. I've never been anywhere more beautiful. It's all white and serene. and there was a CAKE baking when I went there. How she manages to juggle that and spending all day deleting Cod's posts, I'll never know.

oh juggling?

OK, PPH, you can have the left and i'll have the right. (can you juggle with one?)

The article didn't bother me one jot.

However.....the competitive bosom jiggling does. Have a heart for those of us who have very little to jiggle.

Grrr...

Well needs must Jura. I'm a very PRACTICAL person

MamaG put that gavel away, we are in ENGLAND now, not the Corpus Christi District Court, Texas