Quote of the week...

[merrylissiemas]

can i nominate this:

I just love rhydian. Dh gets really arsey when i mention i fancy him. He says 'huh, why don't you marry him then'

I don't want to marry him!!! I just want to see his schlong

by lazawreath on thisthread

I have voted for VSs wanking quote, it's pure genius.

I don't know why i couldn't find this thread!

I would like to put forward Tutter quote on the Am I being mean to DH thread

By Tutter on Sat 23-Feb-08 20:36:48
i made dh apply my anusol after the birth of both dsses

now that's mean

flapjacks my er.... arse

this thread (about mn)

HumphreyCushion on Thu 28-Feb-08 20:25:36

Cheaper than online poker.
But no less addictive.

can I nominate Wanderingtrolley for the following

"There is a small chance that, as I sit here inventing a rich fantasy life for the neighbour of an aristocratic internet vampire, I may have too much time on my hands.... "

on this thread

i PMSL at this one by monkeybird

By Monkeybird on Thu 13-Mar-08 12:27:38
how did those trogolodytes manage with their neutral cave walls and all? We must have all died out from lack of brain stimulation.

Oh no. We didn't.

here
xx ei xx

''Mumsnet is just the mother of all mothers' meetings''

Any more entries?

"SoupDragon is simply lovely. A perfect example of a dragon shaped imaginary friend." from this thread

By SheherazadetheGoat on Tue 18-Mar-08 09:10:18
"why would the holy spirit fly into her window? i am guessing being the creator off all things it might have realised there was a window there. "

On motherfunk's bird strike thread

DAMN YOU SOUPY!!!!

NomdePlume liked my comment on this thread. Modesty prevents me from blowing my own trumpet too much though

You Tube birth videos:

PaulaYatesBiggestFan's shock:
"after delivery does your fanny just hang there all gaping and horrid"

and
AdamAnt : "No Paula - it springs back neatly into shape so you can open your post-partum celebratory bottle of beer with it minutes after the birth"

What about David Cameron's big panniers

sorry

Why, thankyou Ei, but I think we were all agreed that scottishmummy has to be quote of the week with this from NiceTry's LOOOOOOOONEY thread on pregnancy test/teachersconfidentiality:

By scottishmummy on Sun 16-Mar-08 16:41:51

NT your story is so woolly you could put it in a field and call it dolly

1387 registered sex offenders live within 20 miles of Shannon Mathews home

foxinsocks
"there are probably 5000 Daily Mail readers within 2 miles of me and they worry me far more"

Can we nominate the great morningpaper herself? In our discussions on how high childcare costs influence our decisions she pronounced that "I am entirely influenced by how annoying I find children after being with them for 4 or 5 days on the trot"

here

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By WaynettaSlob on Wed 12-Mar-08 14:11:18
Lulu - "disabled parking is a hard won right, that you cannot take because you have sore nipples!" has got to be a quote of the week!!

well, waynetta said it had to be quote of the week........

Flibbertyjibbet's post at 12:14 on this thread wins for me this week.

On discussing how reasonable it was for a husband to make demands on his wife only three months after childbirth...

"Some people will come on this thread and say that you must 'make the effort' for the sake of your dp and your relationship. Well I told dp to go and make some effort by himself in the shower every now and again and he was fine with it."

oh I LOVE foxy's one about DM readers

Oh my goodness I MADE IT ON TO A LIST!!!!!!

Great thread, all the smiling at it has worked my facial muscles so hopefully I look like I've had a facelift.
Really must get off mn now I'm supposed to be working from home today but daisy has made my day