Quote of the week...

[merrylissiemas]

can i nominate this:

I just love rhydian. Dh gets really arsey when i mention i fancy him. He says 'huh, why don't you marry him then'

I don't want to marry him!!! I just want to see his schlong

by lazawreath on thisthread

Any more?

Yes, yes:

lennygrrl on Wed 06-Feb-08 22:49:19

"It's now cheaper to buy a chicken to wipe your bum with than a four-pack of loo roll."

Pussinjimmychoos on debating whether to buy an expensive handbag

"I took DS to a music class last week and as I cheerfully flung my current mummy bag on the floor while I got DS out of car seat, I reasoned that with a bag costing in excess of £130 I would probably be putting the bag in the car seat and flinging DS on the floor."

please make it pussinjimmychoos- I fell about laughing (not literally)

I don't know what constitutes a 'week' for this but I think

Desirata

He's going through his Cubist period

is pretty much unbeatable, and perhaps could be quote of the year!?

Bollocks,I meant Pubist

And if it wasn't for mumsnet I'd never have had a sudden panic that I'd confused those two words.

But then Pubist isn't even a word, is it?

I must remember that mumsnet isn't ^always^ the best place to unleash a random stream of consciousness

PMSL at this one:
By AdamAnt on Tue 12-Feb-08 14:13:48
"Why not use a variant of the car bumper sticker - "if you can read this you're too close". Just amend 'too close' to 'a fucking letch'."
here
xx ei xx

I nominate

victoriansqualor for 'I just woke up and asked DP if he had a wank in the middle of the night He said 'NO! why?' and I told him I could have sworn I go woken up with the bed shaking and thought it was an earthquake but it obviously couldn't have been, then the news came on on the alarm radio'

from \link{He said 'NO! why?' and I told him I could have sworn I go woken up with the bed shaking and thought it was an earthquake but it obviously couldn't have been, then the news came on on the alarm radio
\This Thread}

oops This Thread

Thats a good thread lapin

i knew that

Desiderata, on the 'Erections thread':
"My dh also has a walnut whip which morphs into a Toblerone when aroused"

By needmorecoffee on Thu 21-Feb-08 20:17:23
MsSparkle says 'I also think there is a very tiny percentage of people who truely cannot work. Even if you can't do some jobs there is always something a person can do as work no matter what their abilty.'

OK, dd has full body cerebral palsy and is visually impaired. She has no function in any limb and can't sit up. Its possible she has cognitve impairments too.
What jobs do you recommend? Paperweight?

from this thread
best line ever well done NMC

Any more suggestions?

some more here

What about Victorian Squalor pondering the reason for her house shaking on the earthquake thread: 'I just woke up and asked DP if he had a wank in the middle of the night.'

YES you beat me to it Threadworm

SECONDED!!!

VS that ought to be quote of the YEAR ...PMSL!!!!

oy you two - look at my post 8.35 this morning!!

oops sorry furball.

Bet they think its too rude for QoTW