Quote of the week...

[merrylissiemas]

can i nominate this:

I just love rhydian. Dh gets really arsey when i mention i fancy him. He says 'huh, why don't you marry him then'

I don't want to marry him!!! I just want to see his schlong

by lazawreath on thisthread

Bloody Cardiff common riff raff with their elbowing

You have caused it to become untethered!

You... vandals

Oh Well, Peachy, that would explain my lack of spirituality.

I'll just go and contemplate my back yard concrete ..

Mind you, I had a burning bush once. It was bloody lovely

Sorry but I now have that ring of fire song going through my head.....

damn you, woman!

Excuuuuuse me, but I don't take it up the arse, thank you very much

There's a place for everything, and everything in its place, as my mother never said.

Talking of entries, I nominate Shiny who just said this;

"I am thinking maybe it was old and gone off! (The veet sample not my fanjo....)"

I nominate Spockster who said this

Allergies: Cat allergies can they suddenly develop?

Spockster's post :
Same applies to men; if you find after several happy years dh now gives you nausea and a rash, just spray him regularly and keep him out of the bedroom.

I would like ot nominate whomovedmychocolate on Mon 28-Jan-08 21:14:06

I loved the gas and air and took a certain amount of satisfaction from kicking the consultant in the face during internals (he was a gitmeister).

on the already slightly insane 'would you call a penis a cock' thread

Threadlice:
"When I say the word cock it feels in my mouth much like an actual cock does. I just haven't got a word I am happy with for this part of my DH. It is very (very) hard."

I second OBM's nomination for Threadie's terrible mouthful.

By SpawnChorus on Wed 30-Jan-08 21:35:51 DH looks pointedly at his groin while waggling his eyebrows. It's probably how Mr Bean would initiate coitus.

One of many very, very funny posts on this thread. Destined for MN Classicdom I feel.

I'm a bit ashamed of my quote, actually . Too rude. I'm not used to this interchat thingy and I got carried away.

Oh Threadlouse!

DO not be ashamed Thready, it was pure MN gold. I recounted it to my mother the following day and she roared with laughter (before catching herself and saying "ooh, rude!")

Oh, no! I have indirectly spoken about fellatio to Lapin's children's granny!

about is better than during

Did you see Swedes about you on the intriguing thread? It was rather lovely I thought and very gratifying?

I just went and looked it up [self-absorbed]. That was a very kind remark of swede. (Though the cock post doesn't seem all that velvet with hindsight.)

is particularly velvet! (in posh porno way)

Threadie - more blue velvet I think.

it was too rude, threadworm. they've gone with Talulasmum whom I nom'd last week!

Now you are down on the Headmistress' list as sexually precocious.. and all for nothing!

I nominate:

By finknottle on Fri 01-Feb-08 15:54:04
Telly Addicts topic: Cod's Crime Hour

"Cod, why did the man with the eye-patch kill the sister's cleaner with her Vileda mop?"

Cod: beacsue hetm anwas erllay herf ahtre, goooddd, whdy I bohhhtter?? read myblog.