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Quote of the week...

397 replies

merrylissiemas · 15/12/2007 21:42

can i nominate this:

I just love rhydian. Dh gets really arsey when i mention i fancy him. He says 'huh, why don't you marry him then'

I don't want to marry him!!! I just want to see his schlong

by lazawreath on thisthread

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Greensleeves · 30/01/2008 16:04

Oh, crack a smile, you pompous ponce

MamaG · 30/01/2008 16:07

i nominate

By Greensleeves on Wed 30-Jan-08 16:04:28
Oh, crack a smile, you pompous ponce grin

UnquietDad · 30/01/2008 16:09

Well, how do I know whether you are being serious? Takes pomposity to know it...

mosschops30 · 30/01/2008 16:16

by hecate when I said I'd turned down a date even though dp being an arse

'tell him youve got a hot date and can he babysit'

lol or something like that ...classic

mosschops30 · 30/01/2008 16:16

0oops freudian slip meant dh

whomovedmychocolate · 30/01/2008 16:45

I nominate me for the only funny thing I've ever written on MN

SenoraParsnip · 30/01/2008 16:57

was that not true then wmmc?

Pruners · 30/01/2008 17:13

Message withdrawn

Swedes · 30/01/2008 18:21

A few weeks ago, someone started a thread saying they had been banned from Marks and Spencers nationwide.

I said: "Not just a ban, but an M&S Nationwide ban" but noone so much as smiled let alone nominated me - bastards.

Desiderata · 30/01/2008 18:25

That's because we knew you were a show-off.

So pick your nose and blow off

Threadlice · 30/01/2008 18:25

Could I nominate Swede for "Not just a ban, but an M&S Nationwide ban"
Not just a quote of the week, but a so-dry as-to-go-unnoticed Swede quote of the week.

Threadlice · 30/01/2008 18:25

I meant 'dry' in the complimentary sense of course.

fullmoonfiend · 30/01/2008 18:28

threadlice, are you related to threadworm??

Threadlice · 30/01/2008 18:29

Yes we are identical twins

fullmoonfiend · 30/01/2008 18:30

great name.....

Threadlice · 30/01/2008 18:31

Thanks fullmoonfiend.

Desiderata · 30/01/2008 20:51

No comment.

I just wanted my name at the top of the board for a while.

Califrau · 30/01/2008 20:53

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Desiderata · 30/01/2008 20:57

Bitch

Califrau · 30/01/2008 21:04

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yummylittlelapin · 30/01/2008 21:06

Amateurs

Peachy · 30/01/2008 21:06

Shame none of you were in a lecture I sat through today- you'd have all pee'd pyurselves! Local Vicar on symbolisma nd signs in Christianity..... Why the emblem of Moses and the burning bush was one we could all apparently identify with by meditayting in our gardens....

'If you need to feel close to God, go contemplate your bush'

Lucycat · 30/01/2008 21:14

lol Peachy - can you still see yours?

Califrau · 30/01/2008 21:15

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Peachy · 30/01/2008 21:15

Erm

No I can't.

LOL