Quote of the week...

[merrylissiemas]

can i nominate this:

I just love rhydian. Dh gets really arsey when i mention i fancy him. He says 'huh, why don't you marry him then'

I don't want to marry him!!! I just want to see his schlong

by lazawreath on thisthread

Right, newsletter now written. Am off to unstick this thread before you all get cross again.

Abby -

Am now feeling deep shame at over-reaction to nothing. I'm sooo embarrassed. I have During Menstrual Tension. Cripes, I need to get off this thread with my witterings.

walnut

wasn't sure if you were a black walnut

Just a grumpy b*tch I think

I didn't mean it, btw, Califrau - am concerned by thudding.

Yes, the thudding is a tad mysterious.

I thought I might have posted something tw*tty again, but I don't think I have...

Don't worry, I think your tips in the Christmas newsletter have saved you

by piggy
Perhaps she had a massive poo. She's full of shit at the best of times.

on the can you lose 2 stone in 2 weeks thread

(swear tho that sticks have an inate fascination to boys, in the way that glitter does to girls!!!)(and glitter is more dangerous....what with its ability to last forever and ever and not go up the hoover)

by psychomum5 on this thread

(bonus of this thread is that it shows my caring side too )

OH and can you leave this as a sticky please? Ijust spent at least 2 minutes trying to find it [rolls eyes]

Any more? (ALthough that last one made me chuckle.)

Great phrase but controversial thread

They've wankered our manor

i also second hunkers I said that at the time
tis truly rofl inducing

Yes love They've wankered our manor

Said in the tone of DI Burnside formerly of the Bill

Definatly They have wankered our manor...altho not a link to the thread in question

I remember him calling to an alcoholic ancient busker playing the violin badly

"Oi Mantovani"

Sarf Lunnon accent

...erm...

keep 'em coming

snort @ wankered our manor

priceless