Quote of the week...

[merrylissiemas]

can i nominate this:

I just love rhydian. Dh gets really arsey when i mention i fancy him. He says 'huh, why don't you marry him then'

I don't want to marry him!!! I just want to see his schlong

by lazawreath on thisthread

Message withdrawn

Ummmmm, not quite what we're looking for

that post by cod was a fake.

the real post said:

"cdo sigo rgouos"

By CatIsSleepy:

"I really do think life's too short to make your own ketchup"

on this thread.

It made me laugh anyway.

squonk

Mumcentreplus on the thread about shaving:

"I can't be shaving me fur-burger on a regular basis!...I have a nice trim when it gets a bit jungle-like

By StealthPolarBear on Tue 01-Apr-08 16:07:11
tiktok, give up. There's no point trying to construct your argument out of facts.

on this thread

on the thread QUICK! What Tem F for LDC?

by suprise
"only on mumsnet would that thread title be understood "

Please, please please can we have this one 'cos it made me laugh A Lot!

By Padboz on "What tricks to MNers resort to, to hide their MN habit from their DP?"

my bloke permanently looks like this since I found this bloody site. My sex life is suffering, my bladder capacity is significantly increased because I fail to take toilet breaks and I'm starting to lose interest in my personal appearance.... helpful supportive site for parents my arse

Link To Thread!

Yes, I spotted that one too. I'd like to second shinypink's post.

The childminder took Moondog's children to Macdonalds today

Not a quote per sé but who would have put money on an OP like that from our dear dear Moony.

I am still chuckling about it......

I'm with shiny pink shoes, Padboz's quote was best!!

can i start early?

By MaloryTowers on Sun 06-Apr-08 18:57:19
you know,you satra thread about vaginal discharge and within a few posts you find yourself recommending a reasonably priced shed or telling all about the little hotel you stayed at in the cotswolds

from this thread

Hi, thanks for all these and keep em coming...

By Janni on Thu 03-Apr-08 20:58:23

You're bloody lucky to find a CM prepared to put up with you. Ceviche, my arse.

From Moondog's MacDee thread.

By Lauriefairycake on Tue 08-Apr-08 15:20:41

only on mumsnet would we be debating whether eating liver is preferable to having men wank their jizz on your car

(from the swinging thread)

highclasshooker:
'Thinking of becoming a prostitute, I want the fast track route I don't want to stand on street corners.'

By TigerFeet on Wed 09-Apr-08 19:35:17

And TigerFeet said "lo, I do find having cotton wool shoved up my fanjo most drying and somewhat vexing, and do not feel that having an absorbent brick in my knickers is the way to cleanliness and godliness. Let there be An Alternative."

And the Mooncup came to pass.

From the 10/10 thread

By Sobernow on Tue 08-Apr-08 21:30:35
Oh yes, the MIL ones:

"I have just had a baby and my witch of a MIL wants to see it! I have told DH to have her killed but she is so manipulative that she has forced him to let her live "

from this thread Subjects you can't be arsed to debate any more because you're probably never going to change your mind or that of anyone reading you...

Well done Padboz

I am forced to nominate Sobernow AGAIN:

By Sobernow on Fri 11-Apr-08 11:29:20
Perhaps it is a mistranslation of

"In our dawning, mutual intimacy, I induce him to open the little flap in the top of a box of maltesers, so I can put my finger inside and suck them"

on this thread

"This really isn't a book about sex .. it's Miss Smilla's Feeling for Snow

there is a burgeoning romance between 2 characters

the line is from the 'heroine'

"In our dawning, mutual intimacy, I induce him to open the little slit in the head of his penis so I can put my clitoris inside and fuck him"

huh?"

Anymore little gems?