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Quote of the week...

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merrylissiemas · 15/12/2007 21:42

can i nominate this:

I just love rhydian. Dh gets really arsey when i mention i fancy him. He says 'huh, why don't you marry him then'

I don't want to marry him!!! I just want to see his schlong

by lazawreath on thisthread

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ImflightbutIcantlogintoday · 20/04/2008 19:32

Can't beat Slur there but I like this:

By NotQuiteCockney on Sun 20-Apr-08 19:08:24
Obviously only girls should have these. After all, you need a fanjo to cook.

By hecate on Sun 20-Apr-08 19:24:00
I'm never coming to tea at your house.

On the toy kitchens thread.

southeastastra · 20/04/2008 20:42

oh a bender !! with cheeese and chips !

by maryannsingleton on the wimpey thread. just made me lmao

FluffyMummy123 · 21/04/2008 13:54

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FrannyandZooey · 29/04/2008 08:27

This is a lovely one. I was talking to Zippi about suggested birth positions for women with SPD and she said:

By zippitippitoes on Mon 28-Apr-08 21:41:46
how can a birth position be lying on your side with knees together

surely the most you could give birth to then would be a borrower or flat stanley

(from 10 / 10 thread)

MNHQ
CatherineMumsnet · 07/05/2008 10:00

Hi all. please keep 'em coming

RustyBear · 07/05/2008 21:44

Mooncups & birth positions - do you ever actually talk about vegetables on that 10/10 thread?
It's really all a front to save you from the Wrath of Cod, isn't it?

WilfSell · 12/05/2008 15:09

Ah, I think Pagwatch has won with the 'shagging on a Friday afternoon' thread:

By pagwatch on Mon 12-May-08 14:44:51
our neighbours were doing the same most of Sunday. And as she has a somewhat operatic manner when vocalising her delight it all became quite embaressing.
In the end ( after the third time ) I stood on the wall and shouted.
" could you please stop that now. We are trying to eat profiteroles out here"

yes I had been drinking.

( they did stop though)

WilfSell · 12/05/2008 15:10

on this thread BTW

Lulumama · 12/05/2008 15:11

"Tell him to take a large cup of grow the fuck up." from madamez.... will try to find the thread now,,,

Lulumama · 12/05/2008 15:12

this thread

StealthPolarBear · 12/05/2008 15:16

On a thread about whether the queen wipes her own bum, comparisons were made to wiping a toddler's bottom.

By SirDigbyChickenCaesar on Mon 12-May-08 14:48:11
suddenly through the halls of the palace...you can hear echoes of...

"One is Finnnnn-ISHED!!"

That is, if MN doesn't mind being sued again!

TheDevilWearsPrimark · 12/05/2008 15:25

I second the profiteroles one. almost wet myself laughing (really)

QuintessentialShadows · 13/05/2008 10:08

Califrau reminiscing over her college ball:

"I wore a sort of ginger false beard shaped stick-on thing to arrange each boob into place and then spent the entire evening praying I wouldn't pull! ....
I do remember I danced with DH that night...back before he was mine! Good job he wasn't mine then. He'd never have recovered from the false beards."

on the self adhesive party bra thread

QuintessentialShadows · 13/05/2008 10:09

Califraus was slightly edited for length, if that is allowed.

Mercy · 13/05/2008 11:03

From a thread called 'Does your dad wear jeans?'

By southeastastra on Thu 08-May-08 14:27:02

"he's not rich zippi but he did win a tarzan lookalike competition at a holiday camp in 1952"

Quite a few funny posts on that thread actually

Mercy · 13/05/2008 11:04

Forgot the link 'Does your dad wear jeans?'

jumpingbeans · 13/05/2008 11:06

It must be the profiteroles, I realy did spit coffee at the screen

dizzydixies · 13/05/2008 11:08

profiteroles for me too

TheDevilWearsPrimark · 14/05/2008 13:00

'' do you think he'd be saying "nailpolish......done" as he buttoned his flies''

by lackadaisycal from the Gordon Ramsey thread. Genius!

www.mumsnet.com/Talk/1375/530286

fryalot · 16/05/2008 11:05

can I get an early nomination in for next week, please?

you'd be surprised at what constitutes a massage. Some of the 'services' I found weren't entirely appropriate. "I am very broadminded and can be clothed or naturist" said one chap. I took his number.

by WanderingTrolley (do you think you should think about just giving her the quote of the week trophy? )

from this thread

NurkMagiggy · 18/05/2008 06:29

By VoodooCoconut on Sat 17-May-08 19:30:19
(from the Granny Murray thread)

hmm Plum or Archie? I really cant decide... I do prefer Plum I think Archie is a bit of a twat but I cant imagine sitting on his face, IYSWIM

fryalot · 23/05/2008 11:50

another early suggestion from me...

By cocolepew on Thu 22-May-08 20:18:03
Oh no! Don't get the ball weights, they're just depressing. After dd2 I got weighted cones from the continence nurse. I put the biggest in and it fell out a bruised my toe.

from this thread

well, it made me laugh (but not pmsl )

MarmadukeScarlet · 23/05/2008 11:55

What about 'the interior of my posterior is in no way inferior' from the sphincter injury thread?

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