It's the 2019 Christmas name change competition! <jingle>

[YetAnotherBeckyMumsnet]

Come they told me
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A Christmas name change to see
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Our finest gifts to win
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A Mumsnet mug maybe some gin
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HO HO HO! It’s the most wonderful time of the year - the Mumsnet Christmas Name Change Competition.

It’s time to get your box of festive puns down from the attic and spend the next three weeks untangling them even though when you put them away last January they were ABSOLUTELY NOT TANGLED.

Ahem. Anyway - we’re after a Christmas-themed name change that is a play on your usual name. To enter, simply post on this thread under your new name.

The competition will run until December 23rd and we’ll announce the winner on Christmas Eve.

Cheers & good luck to all.

And you’re no stranger to arse pain Lad.

But Dangly you're Santa, aren't you?
Well Thigh I am a whore so I can be anything you want me to be!

Sounds like you are a bit of a hohoho
Gruffalo trying desperately to join in but not really having a clue what quiche ye all be from apart from it appears to include thighs

Gruffalo of course you can join in! I am indeed a Hohoho, I'm glad you recognised it in me!

We are the Thighs of Thighland, who live in Cuntington Castle with our Emperor Thigh. We sleep under her ENORMOUS tits by night!

We are the women who won't, we are campaigning for the No Movement Movement in the name of Reverse Improvement for the good of womankind!

We like to storm threads and demand prizes and other things we'd like! It works, we got Sharks from Ikea once just through making a fuss!

We're cheeky larrikins who don't mean no arm Gruff.

We've had more than that Dangles, you got some shite for Halloween 👻

Ah! This is your origin story, right?!
www.mumsnet.com/Talk/_chat/3583650-Welcome-to-the-Advice-Clinic-Please-come-in?pg=1

Checklist: thighs check, snaks check, slanket check, bumtips yes probably some scattered around, the brown might have run out
am I doing this right?

Wait, that's your 12th thread? Sweet Jesus, was I in a coma?!

Bumtips! Whatever happened to them? They were great.
We've had so many superb business ideas, I can't understand why we're not rich yet.

The very first thread when we were born is in classics Gruffalo, if you really do want to revise!

Otherwise just read a couple and you get the gist!

We are suffering from arse trouble currently (to keep you up to date!)

If we're lucky, Thigh may give us an arse cast later.

We're trapped in Thighland Gruff, shackled together by love. You can join us, sometimes the real fanny fighters come round to play when they're tired.

Did I win?🤣

The artist formerly known as ThePurpleMoose

was Iamtinkabella 🥳

Was TechnicolouredTeapot. Unfortunately apostrophes aren't supported.

Was Aethelfleda....

and it’s an apt name change because I let the DC do the decorating this year, so my house looks like an explosion in a tinsel factory....

Was MrsSteveMcDonald

Changed name from MidnightMystery

SproutinducingFarti
Went to a ( Sunday School) Christmas Parti...
And now she is lying down in a darkened room eating the present she got from Santa!

Formerly known as MashedSpud.

Previously Mrs Pandigital

What a fail....won't let me change my name... I want to change it to

MrsPANNETONEdigital

Well , hello buoys!

Hello , fellow festive cake !
Mine is a BIG one... like my gin!

Oh Come All Ye Faithful, It's The Second Unofficial Annual Christmas Name Change Thread! http://www.mumsnet.com/Talk/ninetydayss_only/3758478-Oh-Come-All-Ye-Faithful-Its-The-Second-Unofficial-Annual-Christmas-Name-Change-Thread