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It's the 2019 Christmas name change competition! <jingle>

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YetAnotherBeckyMumsnet · 02/12/2019 15:15

Come they told me
Pa rum pum pum pum
A Christmas name change to see
Pa rum pum pum pum
Our finest gifts to win
Pa rum pum pum pum
A Mumsnet mug maybe some gin
Pa rum pum pum pum
Rum pum pum pum
Rum pum pum pum

HO HO HO! It’s the most wonderful time of the year - the Mumsnet Christmas Name Change Competition. Xmas Grin

It’s time to get your box of festive puns down from the attic and spend the next three weeks untangling them even though when you put them away last January they were ABSOLUTELY NOT TANGLED.

Ahem. Anyway - we’re after a Christmas-themed name change that is a play on your usual name. To enter, simply post on this thread under your new name.

The competition will run until December 23rd and we’ll announce the winner on Christmas Eve.

Cheers & good luck to all. Xmas Smile

It's the 2019 Christmas name change competition! <jingle>
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TheLidoOfThighs · 12/12/2019 22:59

Festive here’s your runners up prize of a Terry’s Chocolate Orange!

AnniePankettonne · 12/12/2019 23:04

Hohohohohohohoho.Xmas Grin

TheLidoOfThighs · 12/12/2019 23:07

Yes, and one for you Anne! You’ve done very well!

ThighThighOfthigh · 12/12/2019 23:12

I loved your winning speech Lad, very humble! Amazing that you won the election rather than Boris.

Huzzah!!! Lad is now PM, free fags and social care for all.

GruffaIoChrimbo · 12/12/2019 23:28

I'd rather have ladz as PM than motherfucking Bojo. I said I just wanted a Brew rather than Gin. If that exit poll is right I need a fucking Brew full of fucking Gin. Pass me a fag.

ThighThighOfthigh · 12/12/2019 23:35

Lad has loads of fab policies, fags, merlot, lashings of cash for people who need it, shitloads for social care. When the money runs out we crayon some more.

ChristmasFairyDogsOfThigh · 13/12/2019 00:05

We've got loads of crayons, so we'll be ok.

DanglyNippleBaublesOnThigh · 13/12/2019 09:09

Altogether now:

What do we want?:

"LAD FOR PM!!"

When do we want it?:

"NOW!!"

DanglyNippleBaublesOnThigh · 13/12/2019 09:11

Also ...

What do we want?:

"Shark for Tigs !!"

When do we want it?:

"NOW!

carol045 · 13/12/2019 09:51

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TheLidoOfThighs · 13/12/2019 09:54

Is Santimeds run by Santa?

Al1ceinWinterWonderland · 13/12/2019 09:55

Just walking in...

formerly Al1cedowntherabbithole.

DanglyNippleBaublesOnThigh · 13/12/2019 10:52

MNHQ, Has Santa ever entered this competition?

ThighThighOfthigh · 13/12/2019 10:58

But Dangly you're Santa, aren't you? Xmas Hmm

DanglyNippleBaublesOnThigh · 13/12/2019 11:24

Well Thigh I am a whore so I can be anything you want me to be!

ThighThighOfthigh · 13/12/2019 11:56

That's possibly the very best thing about you Dangles, your amenability, I feel that you're either a Libra or Gemini.

DanglyNippleBaublesOnThigh · 13/12/2019 12:28

Nope Aquarius but still very amenable! (If the price is right and no flying is involved, or spiders!)

ThighThighOfthigh · 13/12/2019 19:33

Oooh Aquarius, that makes sense. I'm Pisces so I'll swim in your water anytime f'narr

DanglyNippleBaublesOnThigh · 13/12/2019 19:58

Ok, tenner?

MistletoeyWays · 13/12/2019 20:02

Milliways here

MulledWineMakesaVeryMerryways · 13/12/2019 20:10

Actually this is better, Milliways wanted to be MissedOutOnATortieButStillMerryways but that’s too long apparently.

LianneCarter · 13/12/2019 21:14

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LadzXmasYouShatonmyThigh · 13/12/2019 21:54

@LianneCarter * That's not funny at all*.

LianneCarter · 13/12/2019 21:59

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LadzXmasYouShatonmyThigh · 13/12/2019 22:04

My bottom doesn't hurt at the moment. Xmas Smile