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It's the 2019 Christmas name change competition! <jingle>

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YetAnotherBeckyMumsnet · 02/12/2019 15:15

Come they told me
Pa rum pum pum pum
A Christmas name change to see
Pa rum pum pum pum
Our finest gifts to win
Pa rum pum pum pum
A Mumsnet mug maybe some gin
Pa rum pum pum pum
Rum pum pum pum
Rum pum pum pum

HO HO HO! It’s the most wonderful time of the year - the Mumsnet Christmas Name Change Competition. Xmas Grin

It’s time to get your box of festive puns down from the attic and spend the next three weeks untangling them even though when you put them away last January they were ABSOLUTELY NOT TANGLED.

Ahem. Anyway - we’re after a Christmas-themed name change that is a play on your usual name. To enter, simply post on this thread under your new name.

The competition will run until December 23rd and we’ll announce the winner on Christmas Eve.

Cheers & good luck to all. Xmas Smile

It's the 2019 Christmas name change competition! <jingle>
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SirProjectofThigh · 24/12/2019 10:43

@MNHQ mugs for all the runners up!

And Lad who you seem to have accidentally missed from the shortlist, despite her having a SONG Hmm

akittencalledjesus · 24/12/2019 10:48

Congratulations @RudolphTheRedNosedTwatCat Grin

Commiserations @LadzXmasYouShatonmyThigh.

I'll be drowning my sorrows for not even making the shortlist, despite being the son of dog.

JesusMaryAndJosepheen · 24/12/2019 10:50

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ThighThighOfthigh · 24/12/2019 10:58

Poor Lad has to drink directly from the bottle now, and the wine box.

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AnneKipanki · 24/12/2019 11:22

This Christmas someone shat on my thigh ....

ThighThighOfthigh · 24/12/2019 11:28

I've shat on my own thigh in protest.

ThighThighOfthigh · 24/12/2019 11:30

Everyone shits on Thigh

ChristmasFairyDogsOfThigh · 24/12/2019 11:51

Lets shit on MN's thigh

YoHoHoTheGinCatsofThigh · 24/12/2019 12:11

akittenclledjesus I like homemade raspberry gin. Presses up purring loudly. Did I ever tell you how much I like you and what a pretty kitten you are. Swap you some blackberry gin?

YoHoHoTheGinCatsofThigh · 24/12/2019 12:12

akittencalledjesus apologies for misspelling lovely kitten. Bunts and shows arsehole.

ChristmasFairyDogsOfThigh · 24/12/2019 12:18
akittencalledjesus · 24/12/2019 12:27

@YoHoHoTheGinCatsofThigh

Blackberry...yum!

MonkeyToesOfDoom · 24/12/2019 13:00

Aww many congrats to the winner, hope you step on a piece of Lego in the night... 😜

Merry shitmas and a fuck you new year to all taking part.

ThighThighOfthigh · 24/12/2019 14:15

Monkey why thank you, my first fuck of the season.

iklboodolphrednosedreindeer · 24/12/2019 15:59

Humbug! Bah humbug! Grin

YulePutTatOnMyChristmasTree · 24/12/2019 17:21

Woohoo I made the shortlist
Happy Christmas everyone x

shiveringsparklingtimber · 24/12/2019 23:34
Xmas Sad Wait, where's the gin???
DanglyNippleBaublesOnThigh · 25/12/2019 00:52

Yes! Where is our gin?? You rig the comp and now we have no gin!! Xmas Hmm

Al1ceinWinterWonderland · 25/12/2019 16:37

Merry Christmas everyone Xmas Grin

DanglyNippleBaublesOnThigh · 25/12/2019 17:56

Merry Christmas 🎄 🎄🎄🎄🥳🎉

JesusMaryAndJosepheen · 25/12/2019 20:16

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AnneKipanki · 26/12/2019 10:45

You wiz robbed @JesusMaryAndJosepheen z

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