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Can you Effin Swear On Mumsnet?

138 replies

fio2 · 10/09/2004 06:40

Or is it not tolerated?

I didnt think it mattered but ks said I shouldnt write fuck I should write f**k instead

I mean I know its a parenting site but the children cant hear can they? Or is it tolerated on some parts of the site and not others? Or on some threads and not others? iykwim

OP posts:
suzywong · 11/09/2004 15:27

map

JanH · 11/09/2004 15:29

Biff casts a whole new light on the Oxford Reading Tree.

SoupDragon · 11/09/2004 15:29

Snort @ tasmania!

I have to go and dig out the picture of the Coco de Mer cocnut in a mo.

SoupDragon · 11/09/2004 15:29

coconut, not cocnut...

suzywong · 11/09/2004 15:30

Oh yes the coco de mer!

SoupDragon · 11/09/2004 15:30

Coco De Mer

suzywong · 11/09/2004 15:32

I heard that you never ever see a whole skate on the fishmonger's slab because the female's genitals are too similar to all of the below for public decency.

SoupDragon · 11/09/2004 15:32

It generally even has a little fuzzy bit in the right place.

SoupDragon · 11/09/2004 15:33

Not sure I can bring myselfto Google for skate genitals

suzywong · 11/09/2004 15:33

I have to go to bed now, plus DH is raising an eyebrow at me when I ask him if he can help me with anymore expressions.

Goodnight and thanks for a great laugh

NomDePlume · 11/09/2004 15:33

LOL ! Although, surely that just refers to natural untrimmed shape of pubes ? Surely the shape of the actual is more like, I dunno 'map of south america' ?

suzywong · 11/09/2004 15:34

Ah go on!

SoupDragon · 11/09/2004 15:34

I@m sure if you were creative with the wax strips you could have a map of Italy.

suzywong · 11/09/2004 15:34

yes you are right, the Map is just the front view not the business end

NomDePlume · 11/09/2004 15:35

Nighty-night sw

suzywong · 11/09/2004 15:35

Nighty night, I really really must go

NomDePlume · 11/09/2004 15:36

Kids are in the room with me, so I'll have to do some covert 'googling'

SoupDragon · 11/09/2004 15:37

There seem to be a number of Skate parks where you're not allowed to fondle genitals.

NomDePlume · 11/09/2004 15:39

psml soupie !!!!!

NomDePlume · 11/09/2004 15:40

All I can see on google is a load of OU style lectures, full of technical jargon and no photos

SoupDragon · 11/09/2004 15:40

Couldn't bring myself to look at the images page!

JanH · 11/09/2004 15:40

extremely large old black and white whole skate

SoupDragon · 11/09/2004 15:40

skate genitals fish
got me some interesting sites...

SoupDragon · 11/09/2004 15:41

Snort!!

SoupDragon · 11/09/2004 15:41

And with that tail it wouldn't need another skate