Can you Effin Swear On Mumsnet?

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Or is it not tolerated?

I didnt think it mattered but ks said I shouldnt write fuck I should write f**k instead

I mean I know its a parenting site but the children cant hear can they? Or is it tolerated on some parts of the site and not others? Or on some threads and not others? iykwim

so we cant say clit or feck

pesme, I will definitely put you on my list of swear buddies

Maybe once a month we could have a profanity frenzy after the watershed with a big 'Beware Foul Mouthed Ladies Ahead' warning sign.

If we did have one of I would tell you my favourite spontaneous cuss for bad driving. It is a doozy. ( I'm sure the man I pranged today as I turned right at a green light when he was racing to dodge the lights from the opposite direction used something similar to me. Thank god I've got a fecking great big volvo that's all I can say)

omg sw, we are obviously separated at birth. I used to car share with a friend who still talks about the spectacular combinations of swear words I used to come out with. i mostly reserve swearing for driving and particularly frustrating dp moments.

Great thread- I do love swearing so very much. LOL @pesme paticularly.

I believe the word "Scunthorpe" causes a few problems for Rude Word Spotters.

I'm offended by most swear words...
Before I prudishly run away, I was thinking about starting a thread 2 find out who had what body piercings, & esp. wondered if any1 would admit 2 a pierced cltr*s.

that word offends me aurally as I really don't like the 'o-ris' sound, but it 's better than saying 'the man the boat'.

that word offends me aurally as I really don't like the 'o-ris' sound, but it 's better than saying 'the man the boat'.

the man the boat? WTF?

The man IN the boat, surely ?!

I agree that clitoris or its diminutive form both sound pretty grim. I'm not offended by the use of them but the sound of the word makes me cringe a bit.

Can I say "oh botheration!"?

course you can, you silly fucking idiot

FF !!!

You kiss your boys with that mouth, ff ?

Bollocks to you all.........

yes of course I meant IN the boat you dozy F in mare.

the man the boat ???? a very puzzled and ignorant mummy here I think. agree that don't object to the concept of the clit word but it does sound so horrid doesn't it -

Not going to get into too much details here, MtS, but 'the man in the boat' refers to the way the cl*t looks, kind of like a little bald man in a boat, viewed from above IYSWIM

Just googled Scunthorpe (not a phrase I've ever used before ) to see if my net nanny software would object. No problem. So why won't it let me buy my undies from respectable high street stores online?

thanks NDP - would never have twigged in a million years

I do marthamoo and they deserve it how dare they fucking answer back the little shits, they don't know there born (ok i'll stop now before i get barred, sorry)

ndp, i thought it was called an axe wound