Come one, come all...it's the Mumsnet Christmas name change competition!

[TheAmyGsusMumsnet]

Oh the weather outside is frightful
But our competition is so delightful
So if you want to play our game
Change your name, change your name, change your name

Festive greetings, folks.

It’s the most wonderful time of the year - our Christmas Name Change Competition! Time to get your box of festive puns down from the attic and be in with the chance to win a prize.

We’re after a Christmas-themed name change that is a play on your usual name. To enter, simply post on the thread under your new name, and tell us what your normal name is.

The competition will run until Friday 22nd December when we’ll pick a winner and make the announcement on the thread.

Cheers all!

Usually Afreshstartplease

Usually Horsemad

Usually VanillaSugar, latterly VanilaMincePie.

DonaldTrumpsCarrot.

I wanted to NC to DonaldTrumpsCarrotForTheReindeer but it's over 30 characters so I couldn't

QOD another one I have to sing!

RespoDad here! Vote for me ladies!!😙😙😙😘😘😚😘😙😚👅👅😜

Bluffinwithmychestnutstuffin

As was formerly Bluffinwithmymuffin...

... or (after one too many mulled wines)- mymuffinneedsstuffin...

Usually babybubblescomingsoon

Was HardAsSnails

I wanted peaceonearthandgoodwilltomandatorymongoosekind but its a bit long!

Goodwill2mandatorymongoosekind

Usually mandatorymongoose

How do I change username? Sorry tech moron who's had 4-5 hrs sleep per night for the past year. Or less.

I'm normally NoWordForFluffy.

Doubletrouble42 go to 'My Mumsnet' up,at the top and then to 'My Account'.

In the box where you see your username, type your new one. Thensave - you'll need to type your password to do this.

I don't have a "normal username" I like to change it every few months, does that mean I'm out of the competition? Previously been ahipponamedbooboobutt, christmasunicorn, , bearsnumberonefan, aunicornisnotjustforchristmas,crunkyburpsalot, disneyprincesswannabe, itsacatastrophe........ And that's just some from this year

Today you are hashtag, so of course you can change it!

GiftTagElfie??

Normally BendingSpoons

Bore

Usually SumThucker [santa]

Not vety imaginative but it was the best I could come up with.

As far as I’m concerned the three wise men and their hairy hands can go back from whence they came. There’s lots of wise women on here.

Mummyoflittledragon

was FluffyNinja

Come, they told me
Pa rum pum pum pum
A new nickname to see
Pa rum pum pum pum
Our finest gifts to win
Pa rum pum pum pum
A new mug for your gin
Pa rum pum pum pum
Ra pum pum pum
Ra pum pum pum

Thanks to everyone who joined in , we had a tough job deciding on a winner, but decide we must. So, without further ado.. the winner of the 2017 Mumsnet Christmas Name Change Competition is….

@Bluffinwithmychestnutstuffin

Congratulations, Bluffin! We’ll be PMing you shortly.

Merry Christmas from all at MNHQ

Well Done bluffin
Speech!!!

Well done Bluffin. Thinking that a new sparkly MN Xmas handbag clutch for your gin would be more appropriate this year.

Well done bluffin ! Merry Christmas everyone