Come one, come all...it's the Mumsnet Christmas name change competition!

[TheAmyGsusMumsnet]

Oh the weather outside is frightful
But our competition is so delightful
So if you want to play our game
Change your name, change your name, change your name

Festive greetings, folks.

It’s the most wonderful time of the year - our Christmas Name Change Competition! Time to get your box of festive puns down from the attic and be in with the chance to win a prize.

We’re after a Christmas-themed name change that is a play on your usual name. To enter, simply post on the thread under your new name, and tell us what your normal name is.

The competition will run until Friday 22nd December when we’ll pick a winner and make the announcement on the thread.

Cheers all!

Oh balls! It doesn’t fit on the line at the top! At least not when I’m on my phone. Ah well.

Brussel sprouts make me fart.

Usually MadForlt

(was GrumpyOldFucker)

Usually Moanyoldcow

My username is just a jumble of letters with no meaning whatsoever.

I've used the letters as the first letter of each word in my new Christmas themed name. How imaginative!

Ah, there's the namechange.

Usually Beerwench.
I know, it's crap.
Shall get me coat........

Usually Triskaidekaphilia. This was the best I could come up with

Usually XmasFairy86

LumpySpaceCow

I'm normally picklemepopcorn. But I may be picklemebaubles instead!

I’m NerrSnerr

Not amazing but it'll do.

Usually FluttershysCutieMark

Usually BoofayTheOompaLoompaSlayer

normally
YouveCatToBeKittenMe

Normally teatowelfairy.

Bet you can't guess who I am

Normally Tipplerwidow

FoxyRoxy usually, not much I can do with that

Just added Christmas into my username 😂

I can't help singing yours Bore!

This sounds fun but think iwill end up regretting it - think i will change my name andthenwillforgetassociatedpasswords/usernames/emails andwillenduplockedoutofMumsnetforever. i only just started posting!!

Usually RussellTheLoveMuscle

Normally ManchesterGin

Not much effort with that one really