Come one, come all...it's the Mumsnet Christmas name change competition!

[TheAmyGsusMumsnet]

Oh the weather outside is frightful
But our competition is so delightful
So if you want to play our game
Change your name, change your name, change your name

Festive greetings, folks.

It’s the most wonderful time of the year - our Christmas Name Change Competition! Time to get your box of festive puns down from the attic and be in with the chance to win a prize.

We’re after a Christmas-themed name change that is a play on your usual name. To enter, simply post on the thread under your new name, and tell us what your normal name is.

The competition will run until Friday 22nd December when we’ll pick a winner and make the announcement on the thread.

Cheers all!

Not feeling that Chritmassy this year. Paxillin

Actually... still paxillin.

Just me then at this lonely Christmas party .

Well, and Amy, but she's paid to be here.

Me too. Never going to win that MN mug.

Usually NauticalDisaster

Normally FenellaMaxwellsPony

I was snotato.
I’m now snowtato.
Not much difference.

usually Hangry Handerson
Happy Xmas!

@TrojansAreSmegheads

Red Dwarf I take it ...so... based on that bit:

BewareOfWiseMenBearingGifts
That'sABitOfAFunPrezzy
200PairsOfSocksAndSomeAftershave
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or more tenuously

MerryListermas
XmasLieInBedYouTrojanPigDog
SnowWhiteAndTheSevenRedDwarfs
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Or based on changing name alone:
HohohojansArePissheads
TrojansAreEggnogheads

EvilDoctorBallerinaDuck.

I'm usually Butterfly1975 and am already feeling the Christmas heartburn coming on

Usually Veryflummoxed. Happy Christmas all.

As good as it gets

Not much of a pun, but given I don5 even like xmas it’s not a bad attempt. I am still tired butFINE under it all!

I’ve been rocking this username for a year now, but it’s very Christmassy. Ded Moroz is Santa in Russian.

Usually aVastBehind, and I expect my behind to go up a dress size. Don't know if everyone says it, but where I am behind is a polite word for bum.

This year’s effort. Usually FatPeopleAreHarderToKidnap

Usually DarthMother - not sure if my new name is "festive" enough!

Can’t say I’m feeling overly Christmassy but what the hell!

DollyLlama

Usually haveacupoftea

Not especially inspired, but at least it doesn’t need explaining.

Usually FourEyesGood.

Normally thingsthatgo
Happy Christmas everyone xx