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Come one, come all...it's the Mumsnet Christmas name change competition!

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TheAmyGsusMumsnet · 18/12/2017 15:24

Oh the weather outside is frightful
But our competition is so delightful
So if you want to play our game
Change your name, change your name, change your name

Festive greetings, folks.

It’s the most wonderful time of the year - our Christmas Name Change Competition! Time to get your box of festive puns down from the attic and be in with the chance to win a prize.

We’re after a Christmas-themed name change that is a play on your usual name. To enter, simply post on the thread under your new name, and tell us what your normal name is.

The competition will run until Friday 22nd December when we’ll pick a winner and make the announcement on the thread.

Cheers all! Xmas Grin

OP posts:
OhLittleBoreOfWhabylon · 21/12/2017 16:34

I'd sing yours too Evil, but I can't quite remember the tune! Xmas Grin

EvilDoctorBallerinaRoastDuck · 21/12/2017 16:36
Xmas Grin
Rainybohoho · 21/12/2017 17:03

Usually Rainybo, now I’m pretending to be a big fat Santa in the hope you’ll all give me mince pies and brandy. No knee sitting though.

TheMoggetandwine · 21/12/2017 17:11

Usually TheMogget.

Hmm must try harder I think Xmas Hmm

prawning801 · 21/12/2017 17:13

Used to be yawning801. Inspired by the prawn cockfail cocktail that I made one Christmas, ended up nearly poisoning my family!

IDoLikeAReindeer · 21/12/2017 17:15

More commonly seen as IDoLikeARainbow. Merry Christmas Xmas Grin

ThroughThickAndThin01 · 21/12/2017 17:15

Failing to actually change it, but if I could I'd change to:-

ThroughThickSnowAndOnThinIce

AdiosPeaceOfRoast · 21/12/2017 17:32

Usually AdiosPieceOfToast Xmas Smile

PaddingtonBearHardSprouts · 21/12/2017 17:46

Normally PaddingtonBearHardStare I know this is rubbish but I am poorly Sad

thegrinchreaper · 21/12/2017 18:32

I felt festive quite early this year so I became the grinch reaper a while ago.

SnowKidsarehere · 21/12/2017 18:38

A festive version of nokidshere

Grin
EvilDoctorBallerinaRoastDuck · 21/12/2017 18:44

I've been a RoastDuck since November. Xmas Blush I think because I bought all my presents in October.

ScreamingValentaMySantaExpress · 21/12/2017 18:47

Oh, go on then ... Xmas Grin

Normally ScreamingValenta.

CarbyDiem · 21/12/2017 18:50

Ah. I actually won this competition one year. I was inspired And I got chocholate and everything. Xmas Grin

Must think of a good un. Hang on.

Kidsarekarma · 21/12/2017 19:04

NerrSnerr, your name is brilliant and I love the Christmas version (although the original may be more apt now) Xmas Smile

DimplesMistletoedfoot · 21/12/2017 19:10

having to do a crash course in how to change ones name, I hope its worked .. I'm normally DimplesToadfoot

Loveactuallyoctopus · 21/12/2017 19:13

Mines already Christmassy!

Loveapiginblanket · 21/12/2017 19:24

Normally loveabaconsandwich

HangryHanderSonOfGod · 21/12/2017 19:34

Ooh some of these are fab-u-lous. @DeadMorose changing it to Ded Moroz would win my vote, that's very clever. Love it. I did basic Russian at school but don't remember learning Santa for some reason. He sounds awesome - Grandfather Frost with a granddaughter as an assistant,it appeals to the Tardis geek in me!

BadKingClaudius · 21/12/2017 19:50

PoorYorick.

OhHoHoOurBilly · 21/12/2017 19:57

OhOurBilly...not a massive leap but it's made me chuckle briefly so it will do Xmas Grin

OhLittleDorrittofBethlehem · 21/12/2017 20:17

Normally LittleDorritt Xmas Smile

RaspberryOverdidTheMulledWine · 21/12/2017 20:37

Normally RaspberryOverload, and can rarely think of anything good Grin

OhCarbyDay · 21/12/2017 21:22

This’ll do Xmas Grin

Usually CarbyDiem

OhBeggerItsChristmas · 21/12/2017 21:24

Normally OhBeggerItsMorning, quite an obvious change really, thought about doing it last week anyway!