Oh come on MNHQ!

[Soubriquet]

You never used to delete threads because the poster got arsey when things wasn't going their way!

Protect their privacy my back side. There was nothing to be protected

:o

I was hoping someone would do a haiku.

All poems must be unique to the thread that is being deleted. No copying.

"This Special Snowflake
got all upset. You Vipers
ought to be proud ashamed"

MNHQ should outsource the composing of deletion messages to us. They would get some crackers.

I want all my posts deleted I've put years of monumental fucking effort into trolling this place and no fuckers noticed.

And it was a sex cake.

And reinstate gaylads posts.

I'm fond of him, he's grown on me. I shall keep him and call him Squishy.

PacificDogwood can go first.

And someone put a apostrophe in fuckers for me please!

Pah! We all know yer a troll Honey.

That dog is clearly fake.

I just read that as "That dog is clearly cake."

As long as it's not sex cake....

Awwwwww, Honey!

But yes please reinstate my thread :(

Ah but Honey is a funny troll and makes us all laugh

It could be cake for all we know.

But yes dog sex cake doesn't sound right.

Honey, if breaking MN didn't get you banned nothing will.

Right now, however, there's work to be done on
this thread. Some twit from Channel 5 is looking for yummy mummies who don't believe that life ends at 40.

The fake dog has been a poorly dog. And cost me much money at the vets.

What's up with Hully? Is she better?

If someone has started a thread and it's really upsetting them then I think that's a good reason for it to be deleted. I find it a bit infuriating when I've tried to be helpful and posted on a thread that then gets deleted but me being infuriated is less f an issue than someone getting really upset at harsh responses even if those responses are justified.

No one can tell what people are going through and use because someone has come across as an arse in an OP doesn't mean MNHQ shouldn't show some compasion.
At the end of the day most people come on MN for entertainment. If people are getting cross when random threads get deleted then I think they are taking things way to seriously.

I get really pissed off with trolls though.

"Honeydragon's dog's
is in fact made out of cake
and is not a troll"

Aw, no, what's wrong with the pooch?!

Empress, oh, they are looking for moi?!

No idea Empress. Daft sod has managed to injure herself and was whimpering and shakey and had a temperature so she got a load of great drugs from the vet and a biscuit and appears to be on the mend.

He will not be trying to stick things up her bottom again though. Not if he wants to live

Yes I hope HullyGully is ok. Vets are expensive

And yes..I reckon you have dirt on MNHQ somewhere. If you got away with the bat cave unscathed, there's nothing you can't do really

Pacific

I would write a haiku but I don't have the energy right now.

Guessing the vet nearly lost a hand?

Oh no, poor pup.

I'm glad she's getting better.

Give her more biscuits.

Honey, DHound sends best wishes for a speedy recovery to Hully.
You must have a brave vet (aren't they all, though - think Dr Chris...)

I have posted on That Thread, Empress. It is... remarkable, that request.