How much trouble would Zombie be in if

[IamtheZombie]

she posted something like "Zombie would be pleased to answer your question / interact with you / get into a discussion with you AS SOON AS YOU CHANGE TO A PROPER NICKNAME" on all threads started by user1234567890 posters?

MNHQ's recent forced log in trial has unleashed another tsunami of "user"s as so many signed up to complain.

Zombie is now complaining about the renewed confusion created by "nicknames" that are virtually identical.

Humph.

I'm a right mnet tart on FB

Nah. You're too sweet to be a tart

Given the nature of her behaviour I think the prettiness is a survival feature....

I think Toots has adopted that strategy.

Cow bag viciously attacked my ankle tonight because I made her come inside.

My cat's pretty. Doesn't stop her waking me at 6am for her breakfast and bringing me dead mice.

My cats a complete arsehole.

Well, this thread has gone to the dogs (and the cats).

Zombie doesn't have enough fingers and toes to count the number of MNers with whom she's FB friends.

ZombieTart™

Gawd. Glad I missed all that. I can't do numbered usernames, they alarm me for some reason.

I'm not on FB with any of you. Pics of your dogs/cats/other pets very welcome. Not DaftPunk style though please. That would be Too Far.

I don't think I'm on FB with any of you. I'm sure some of my FB friends are on here but no idea who they are. If you think you know me you can always DM x

I have some MNers on FB who I have forgotten what their MN name is/was.

I think they've flounced or namechanged actually because if they came up on my screen I think I'd remember.

I have quite a few mners on fb but can't for the life of me remember who's who on here

I'm sure we were FB friends at one point Pidjin but I'm not sure if we still are.

Yeah I had a work-related security breach and had to lock everything down completely for a while 😫

My MNers are from the post natal group I was on on here. I don't think they post here very often anymore. I've seen one of them about on here and that's it.
And then there's zombie And a couple of other MNers from a weight loss support group that was set up. Not that I've lost any weight though.

Bugger eyebrows and user names.

I want to see OliviaMNHQs rainbow pantsuit. That'd be something for the DM

Bibbity agrees with Zombie . And do you feel like updating on FB? feel like I haven't "seen" you for a while.

Olivia, how about a sticky thread? Explaining to the usernumbers how to change to usernames?

I'm slightly behind the times though - has wanking monkeys caused a big surge in rubberneckers joining?

Have just told a user to change its username and it has suggested it likes this one.

I suggest we report every post posted by a user maybe that way MN HQ or tech or whoever will actually do something.

Surely the usernnnnnnnnnn thing is facilitating trolling and spamming - what amounts to an anonymous username (as far as other posters are concerned) is god's gift to a trolls and spammers on a site which relies on other posters' reports.

I agree rusty I've seen some right shit spouted and you can't work out if they are new or l the same userxyz you've seen else where.

You'd think a genuine newbie would be glad to know of a potential faux pas?
Like walking out of the loo in s restaurant with your skirt tucked into your knickers?
I mean, you wouldn't turn round to your helper and say "sorry, no, I want to show off my sloggis?"
Well you might but it would be unusual.