How much trouble would Zombie be in if

[IamtheZombie]

she posted something like "Zombie would be pleased to answer your question / interact with you / get into a discussion with you AS SOON AS YOU CHANGE TO A PROPER NICKNAME" on all threads started by user1234567890 posters?

MNHQ's recent forced log in trial has unleashed another tsunami of "user"s as so many signed up to complain.

Zombie is now complaining about the renewed confusion created by "nicknames" that are virtually identical.

Humph.

@Fiderer

OliviaMNHQ with your current presidential aspirations you need more than eyebrows.

A golden comb-over pehaps.

PUHLEASE A rainbow pantsuit

cant actually do this in RL

Olivia?

Are you coming onto me? I'm getting mixed eyebrow signals, dude.

I love seeing admin taking part in the conversations

It's like they're real people and everything

Do the work on Peace and Love?

NeedA, Zombie has met PresidentOlivia and she is not only a real person, she's absolutely lovely.

Olivia is the most real of all of us, when she's not abandoning us on maternity leave having litters of babies.

I've met Olivia too and she is rather lovely. I've only had the pleasure of meeting Zombie on Facebook but she's very lovely there.

is Olivia a cat?

You lot only friend me on Facebook for pictures of Hullygully

No not a cat she has litters if human babies.

Don't blame them Honey

Hully is one gorgeous dog

Whole litters at a time?
I have the lovely zombie on fb.

We must know a different Zombie, the one on my Facebook is a dreadful gin swilling old baggage who plays her music past bedtime

Yeah, lovely

Oh yes, Honey's lovely too when she's not throwing blue paint & immac around or breaking MN.

Sounds like fun

I don't have honey on fb so I wouldn't know. I suppose she seems nice enough on here

From what I've read on here...there's probably some interesting things on her FB

I don't think I have anyone on FB from here. As far as I know, no one on my FB is mnetter period.

Poor, nameless, innocent newbies.
It's your duty to gently guide them. Perhaps suggest a few names to get them started?

I have a few mnetters on fb. They're all normal though.

What forced login? I've been on me holidays. Did something go daaahhn?

Perhaps the answer is starting a thread offering to help users find names.

I have several MNers on FB but not Honey. I think we have a few mutual friends though.

I know none of you in RL. None!!!

Zombie is right. Zombie is always right: so glad it's not just me who sees useramillionandninetynine ad wants to stab the screen with a blunt crayon.

You had to log in to browse, no more lurking. Then they gave you a gibberish UN, then your chosen UN had to have (shudder) numbers and stuff in them. I was mortified.
But it all worked out in the end.
(numberless and proud)