Can we have a Mumsnet pet?

[EvilTiggyD]

We could have a little window showing a webcam view of it on the right hand side of the site, if you can squeeze it between the adverts. It would be good for those of us who don't have pets of our own or who accidentally ate theirs.

I suggest a tank with a goldfish called Mr Fish. I would also like a miniature goat, but it would probably drown in the tank.

How about a rabbit?

A fish is a ridiculous idea.

How's it going to drive a tank with no hands?

Worra that's such a Dad joke!

My Mum used to say I must have my Dad's sense of humour, because she's still got hers

Beautiful rabbit tiggy. What about this one:
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Micropigs grow in to huge big smelly porkers - no.

Axotleltlelelxlele called Aristotle sounds an interesting option.

TiggyD that is NOT a rabbit
And how did you eat your pet? What kind of a pet? Was it snake??

What about this lovely fella?

This is going to be Justine isn't it

Haha! This will be Justine

Nah, Justine will be fine.

I'm sure we'll be able to sneak a few of these guys in round the back ...

New haircuts! Vair nice.

Imagine going to London Zoo and seeing "Sponsored by Mumsnet" over this

a quokka. they are soooo happppyyyyyy! please?

And who would bloody name them . Judging by the name posts on here . Poor bugger would have a horrendous name or no name at all.

I would like to cast my vote for a Pygmy Slow Loris.

Or a sloth.

And definitely an alpaca...

Would this one suit you juniper ?

Oi Lemon - where did you find my picture? That's an invasion of privacy dontchyaknow.

I think we should get some of these:

Definitely a pair of rats. Intelligent, affectionate, playful, and not universally liked.

Auto cucumber

Can I vote for a spider monkey please? We can train it to bring wine and nibbles when needed!

Oi. One of those is my ex.

Pufferfish

Added bonus of being really rather lethal, Pig could easily wipe out a small village. And they look ridiculous when they puff.

Don't hold your hopes out on training them, I think that's luck of the draw. Mine are all lazy sods

They'll happily play rododentist with you though.

How about a nice little one of these as our pet? :)

They'll be no fighting because it'll be me that gets to take it home for the holidays.

I'd love a sloth! Especially if it could be like the hamsters you used to be able to put in your Facebook sidebar that vibrated when you clicked on it.

Failing that what about one of these?