I've Just Heard a rumour...Helen?

[Tee2072]

Are you leaving us?

::throws herself at Helen's feet::

DON'T GO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

::sobs::

[Catmint]

Just had a thought. Will TheotherHelenMumsnet change her name to HelenMumsnet?

It's like MNHQ version of Doctor Who....

[BOF]

Who blabbed?

We should definitely have a big party thread for you. I have to warn you that I will get drunk and start flashing round cock pictures...

The real reason you are going, I presume, is a desperate attempt to slash the gin budget. With your departure, and Olivia off the juice, I've been told that Justine can now afford to scrap the site adverts .

Seriously, you will be greatly missed. Being ticked off by you always gave me an inappropriate frission

[HelenMumsnet]

@BOF

Who blabbed?

We should definitely have a big party thread for you. I have to warn you that I will get drunk and start flashing round cock pictures...

The real reason you are going, I presume, is a desperate attempt to slash the gin budget. With your departure, and Olivia off the juice, I've been told that Justine can now afford to scrap the site adverts .

Seriously, you will be greatly missed. Being ticked off by you always gave me an inappropriate frission

Gah! Rumbled re gin budget.

Party thread sounds hilarious!

[Poledra]

"And, though I'm achingly sad to leave, it's a new challenge. And you don't get many of them at my age"

Fuxsake. Some days it's a challenge to get my arse out the chair without going 'ooof!' I am constantly challenged, constantly I tells ya!

[AmazingBouncingFerret]

BOF, wasn't me!

[SconeInSixtySeconds]

No! I am in

You have always been scrupulously bribeable with gin fair and I shall miss you :(

[HelenMumsnet]

@SconeInSixtySeconds

No! I am in

You have always been scrupulously bribeable with gin fair and I shall miss you :(

Aw, thank you.

Still time for gin...

[AmazingBouncingFerret]

...said the actress to the vicar.

[BIWI]

Gin. I can do gin!

I do hope the party invites are coming out shortly? Otherwise a whole load of gin-soaked feminazi harpies (that's what we're called, isn't it?) will descend on Mumsnet Towers to make our own party!

[BIWI]

Woah!

Fenton has flounced? When did that happen? Why?!



There isn't a Moldies 2 is there, that Helen is going off to run?

[SconeInSixtySeconds]

Fenton flounced ages ago, but she is back

[SoupDragon]

But didn't she then flounce again, albeit for the summer only?

[BIWI]

She hasn't been around for a while - I was perturbed enough to do an advanced search

[SconeInSixtySeconds]

Whaaaa? Fgs I turn my back for five minutes....

[TheDoctrineOfJetlag]

Good luck Helen

[NetworkGuy]

Good luck for the future, whatever the reason for your departure.

Don't forget to join in a personal capacity to say Hello sometime...

[NetworkGuy]

(Just knew I should have hit 'Show all messages' before typing...)

Ah well, good luck with new bigger gin budget challenge...

[HelenMumsnet]

Thanks everyone. Last day on Thurs

Hope you'll all come and wave me goodbye...

[Hassled]

Oh what a shame - you will be missed, Helen. I've always loved your "Evening all, what's all this then?" approach - I imagine you rocking back on your heels like the friendly village bobby you should have been :o.

Really hope your future plans work out well you - and thank you for all the firefighting.

[HelenMumsnet]

Arf at village bobby!

[ExitPursuedByABear]

Waves now in case I forget.

[MmeLindor]

So when is this leaving party, then?

[readies gin supplies]

It is the End of an Era.

[sad music]

[RebeccaMumsnet]

@MmeLindor

So when is this leaving party, then?

[readies gin supplies]

It is the End of an Era.

[sad music]

Tomorrow is D-day

[WorraLiberty]

Aww sorry to hear you're leaving

But good luck in whatever you're going to do