I've Just Heard a rumour...Helen?

[Tee2072]

Are you leaving us?

::throws herself at Helen's feet::

DON'T GO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

::sobs::

Just had a thought. Will TheotherHelenMumsnet change her name to HelenMumsnet?

It's like MNHQ version of Doctor Who....

Who blabbed?

We should definitely have a big party thread for you. I have to warn you that I will get drunk and start flashing round cock pictures...

The real reason you are going, I presume, is a desperate attempt to slash the gin budget. With your departure, and Olivia off the juice, I've been told that Justine can now afford to scrap the site adverts .

Seriously, you will be greatly missed. Being ticked off by you always gave me an inappropriate frission

@BOF

Who blabbed?

We should definitely have a big party thread for you. I have to warn you that I will get drunk and start flashing round cock pictures...

The real reason you are going, I presume, is a desperate attempt to slash the gin budget. With your departure, and Olivia off the juice, I've been told that Justine can now afford to scrap the site adverts .

Seriously, you will be greatly missed. Being ticked off by you always gave me an inappropriate frission

Gah! Rumbled re gin budget.

Party thread sounds hilarious!

"And, though I'm achingly sad to leave, it's a new challenge. And you don't get many of them at my age"

Fuxsake. Some days it's a challenge to get my arse out the chair without going 'ooof!' I am constantly challenged, constantly I tells ya!

BOF, wasn't me!

No! I am in

You have always been scrupulously bribeable with gin fair and I shall miss you :(

@SconeInSixtySeconds

No! I am in

You have always been scrupulously bribeable with gin fair and I shall miss you :(

Aw, thank you.

Still time for gin...

...said the actress to the vicar.

Gin. I can do gin!

I do hope the party invites are coming out shortly? Otherwise a whole load of gin-soaked feminazi harpies (that's what we're called, isn't it?) will descend on Mumsnet Towers to make our own party!

Woah!

Fenton has flounced? When did that happen? Why?!

There isn't a Moldies 2 is there, that Helen is going off to run?

Fenton flounced ages ago, but she is back

But didn't she then flounce again, albeit for the summer only?

She hasn't been around for a while - I was perturbed enough to do an advanced search

Whaaaa? Fgs I turn my back for five minutes....

Good luck Helen

Good luck for the future, whatever the reason for your departure.

Don't forget to join in a personal capacity to say Hello sometime...

(Just knew I should have hit 'Show all messages' before typing...)

Ah well, good luck with new bigger gin budget challenge...

Thanks everyone. Last day on Thurs

Hope you'll all come and wave me goodbye...

Oh what a shame - you will be missed, Helen. I've always loved your "Evening all, what's all this then?" approach - I imagine you rocking back on your heels like the friendly village bobby you should have been :o.

Really hope your future plans work out well you - and thank you for all the firefighting.

Arf at village bobby!

Waves now in case I forget.

So when is this leaving party, then?

[readies gin supplies]

It is the End of an Era.

[sad music]

@MmeLindor

So when is this leaving party, then?

[readies gin supplies]

It is the End of an Era.

[sad music]

Tomorrow is D-day

Aww sorry to hear you're leaving

But good luck in whatever you're going to do