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I've Just Heard a rumour...Helen?

19 replies

Tee2072 · 03/08/2013 17:47

Are you leaving us?

::throws herself at Helen's feet::

DON'T GO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

::sobs::

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HelenMumsnet · 05/08/2013 11:02

Aw, Tee.

Yes, I am leaving - it's true.

But not for ten days or so yet.

It's all a bit Sad. I shall miss you all except the trolls more than I can say.

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HelenMumsnet · 05/08/2013 11:21

@Poledra

Well, FINE! If we're not good enough for you, off you go then, don't let the door hit your arse on the way out etc.
Shock
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HelenMumsnet · 05/08/2013 11:21

@deemented

Sad

Can we have a leaving party?

Now you're talking!

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HelenMumsnet · 05/08/2013 12:04

@Fiderer

Blimey. A new Doctor and Helen leaving the Towers.

No worries about your leaving present though.

Gah! You got me.

I am, of course, the Doctor's new assistant.

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HelenMumsnet · 05/08/2013 12:38

@mrsdinklage

Tee - are you bugging HQ ?

We did wonder... Wink

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KateSMumsnet · 05/08/2013 12:43

@Tortoiseonthehalfshell

Helen's leaving. Olivia's going off on maternity leave.

Things fall apart, the centre cannot hold.

Is there an opening, then?

"mere trolling is loosed upon Mumsnet" Wink

(except we are totally kick ass without Helen and will be fine and we're not sobbing about her leaving or nuffink)

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HelenMumsnet · 05/08/2013 12:50

@SoupDragon

Credentials, schmendentials. We need samples

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HelenMumsnet · 05/08/2013 13:18

@K8Middleton

This is all going to seriously upset my spreadsheet you know Angry

Where are you going Helen? Are you going to something new?

And Olivia is up duffed? Where was the official announcement? And will there be a notice board outside the Towers?

Olivia is indeed up duffed.

With twins Shock.

She did tell you all here. Do keep up. Tsk.

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HelenMumsnet · 05/08/2013 16:24

@Groovee

Are you off to be Olivia's Nanny?

Arf. Grin

Don't think Olivia would let a gin-addled soak like me anywhere near her lovely children.

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HelenMumsnet · 05/08/2013 17:05

@PrincessFiorimonde

Surely, the most important question is: Will Helen still contribute to the Archers' threads?

Ah but that's Olivia - she's the MNHQ Archers bore fan.

I'm not that classy.

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HelenMumsnet · 05/08/2013 17:30

@Rooners

Will miss you massively, heck I remember you joining. xxxx

Aw. Thanks

Was it you that started the "WhotheHelenareyou?" thread then? Grin

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HelenMumsnet · 05/08/2013 17:42

@Oblomov

I saw this On Fenton's flouncing thread. But Helen, you still haven't said why. Do you just need a rest, or have you accepted another job. You don't need to give details. But give us 'SOMETHING'.

Oh sorry. Wasn't meaning to be all mysterious and stuff.

I'm moving on to something else that'll net me a wee bit more gin and let me see a bit more of my family.

And, though I'm achingly sad to leave, it's a new challenge. And you don't get many of them at my age

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HelenMumsnet · 05/08/2013 18:02

@Sparklingbrook

A better offer than working for MN? Shock

No, not better. As if!

Just different.

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HelenMumsnet · 05/08/2013 18:11

@Sparklingbrook

Oh right. Well good luck for the future. I trust you will be joining in on the forums still, even if you ware in disguise. x

Might do Wink

Anyway, enough.

You're all very very lovely but I haven't left yet!

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HelenMumsnet · 06/08/2013 10:13

@BOF

Who blabbed? Shock

We should definitely have a big party thread for you. I have to warn you that I will get drunk and start flashing round cock pictures...

The real reason you are going, I presume, is a desperate attempt to slash the gin budget. With your departure, and Olivia off the juice, I've been told that Justine can now afford to scrap the site adverts Grin.

Seriously, you will be greatly missed. Being ticked off by you always gave me an inappropriate frission Sad

Gah! Rumbled re gin budget.

Party thread sounds hilarious!

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HelenMumsnet · 08/08/2013 16:48

@SconeInSixtySeconds

No! I am in Shock

You have always been scrupulously bribeable with gin fair and I shall miss you :(

Aw, thank you.

Still time for gin...

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HelenMumsnet · 13/08/2013 22:57

Thanks everyone. Last day on Thurs Sad

Hope you'll all come and wave me goodbye...

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HelenMumsnet · 13/08/2013 23:07

Arf at village bobby!

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RebeccaMumsnet · 14/08/2013 10:39

@MmeLindor

So when is this leaving party, then?

[readies gin supplies]

It is the End of an Era.

[sad music]

Tomorrow is D-day Sad

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