I've Just Heard a rumour...Helen?

[Tee2072]

Are you leaving us?

::throws herself at Helen's feet::

DON'T GO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

::sobs::

Aw, Tee.

Yes, I am leaving - it's true.

But not for ten days or so yet.

It's all a bit . I shall miss you all except the trolls more than I can say.

Can we have a leaving party?

Where are you going that could possibly be better than this?

Well, FINE! If we're not good enough for you, off you go then, don't let the door hit your arse on the way out etc.

Anyway, I HATE you!

Please tell us that you aren't deflecting to gasp Nethuns?

Good luck with whatever it is you're moving on to

Nooooooo!

@Poledra

Well, FINE! If we're not good enough for you, off you go then, don't let the door hit your arse on the way out etc.

@deemented

Can we have a leaving party?

Now you're talking!

Is this, like, the ultimate flounce..?

Good luck with whatever you do next. Hope it's fab.

Blimey. A new Doctor and Helen leaving the Towers.

No worries about your leaving present though.

@Fiderer

Blimey. A new Doctor and Helen leaving the Towers.

No worries about your leaving present though.

Gah! You got me.

I am, of course, the Doctor's new assistant.

But, but.....I'll need a new key-worker!

Can I have your job?

Damn, I'm ruthless!

Tee - are you bugging HQ ?

NO!

Ah well, I hope wherever you're off to you have good luck there.

We will miss you.

Helen's leaving. Olivia's going off on maternity leave.

Things fall apart, the centre cannot hold.

Is there an opening, then?

Not me MrsD. It was mentioned on another thread.

We have 3 or 4 months until Olivia leaves, Tortoise.

@mrsdinklage

Tee - are you bugging HQ ?

We did wonder...

@Tortoiseonthehalfshell

Helen's leaving. Olivia's going off on maternity leave.

Things fall apart, the centre cannot hold.

Is there an opening, then?

"mere trolling is loosed upon Mumsnet"

(except we are totally kick ass without Helen and will be fine and we're not sobbing about her leaving or nuffink)