I've Just Heard a rumour...Helen?

[Tee2072]

Are you leaving us?

::throws herself at Helen's feet::

DON'T GO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

::sobs::

[HelenMumsnet]

@SoupDragon

Credentials, schmendentials. We need samples

[Tortoiseonthehalfshell]

Tee I know, but that will be over in a flash, in the wink of an eye, in seventeen parking threads, four hundred and two wedding threads and four billion, six hundred thousand and seven benefits threads. In short, it is no time at all.

[SaggyOldClothCatPuss]

Noooooo!


Who are you again?

[K8Middleton]

This is all going to seriously upset my spreadsheet you know

Where are you going Helen? Are you going to something new?

And Olivia is up duffed? Where was the official announcement? And will there be a notice board outside the Towers?

[ExitPursuedByABear]

How do people find out all this stuff?

I feel as if I live in a virtual cave.

Oh hang on..........

[SoupDragon]

Credentials, schmendentials. We need samples

What do you care - you won't be there!

Regardless, my CV was iced on the top of a lemon drizzle cake.

[HelenMumsnet]

@K8Middleton

This is all going to seriously upset my spreadsheet you know

Where are you going Helen? Are you going to something new?

And Olivia is up duffed? Where was the official announcement? And will there be a notice board outside the Towers?

Olivia is indeed up duffed.

With twins .

She did tell you all here. Do keep up. Tsk.

[K8Middleton]

that thread was on a Wednesday. You know I'm busy on Wednesdays!

Twins? How lovely. A pair of newborns :)

Sorry to see you go Helen. You've always been very fair and you were most kind to me when things were a bit wobbly in RL and someone was a bit weird on here and it was All A Bit Much. Thank you

[FeegleFion]

Will you joins the ranks of us mere mortals when you leave MNHQ, Helen?

Good luck for the future too.

[Rooners]

What?

sorry not the

Oh Helen

You're my utter favourite. What's happened? Can we say anything to make you stay? I don't think anyone else at HQ likes me.

[ClaraOswald]

Oh Helen.

How could you? Abandoning us, without a second thought.

[Tee2072]

No, not bugging HQ. It was mentioned on a thread. I just can't remember what thread or who mentioned it!

[Groovee]

Are you off to be Olivia's Nanny?

Sorry to see you go.

[ShowOfHands]

It was mentioned on Fenton's flounce thread.

Helen, you know when I joke around about you being my favourite? I'm not joking.

[FancyPuffin]

Sad puffin

[Tee2072]

That was it, Showy. Thanks!

[K8Middleton]

Is Fenton flouncing again?

Nooooo.

[PrincessFiorimonde]

Surely, the most important question is: Will Helen still contribute to the Archers' threads?

[AmazingBouncingFerret]

It's very sad, I was most upset when I heard. I'm going to miss her, like i'm sure she will miss us atrocious cunts.

[HelenMumsnet]

@Groovee

Are you off to be Olivia's Nanny?

Arf.

Don't think Olivia would let a gin-addled soak like me anywhere near her lovely children.

[motherinferior]

Have emailed you, you horrible ship-jumping old boot

[Rooners]

That puffin looks sort of pensive.

[HelenMumsnet]

@PrincessFiorimonde

Surely, the most important question is: Will Helen still contribute to the Archers' threads?

Ah but that's Olivia - she's the MNHQ Archers bore fan.

I'm not that classy.

[HeavenlyYoni]

Sorry you are leaving. Why do all the good people always leave? Anything new on the horizon - you aren't defecting are you? to the other side