SPOOFS II - IT'S STILL RELEVANT

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Madame - he deffo wants a Love Tap, and steroids.

An actual key with lol on it? What the jolly fuck!

I can't lol without thinking of Getorf shouting LOLKATZ!

I don't even know what that is but it makes me roar.

Wondering too. Do you wear it or is it tied around your neck in the stocks?

Or yesterday's knickers and no icing?

Yy to pissed.
I am endlessly drunk out here. It feels like my spiritual home.

Maryz, You're getting your bunny emoticons all wrong.
It's [ bugrin ].
As in [bugrin]
HTH um, [bugrin].

Oops, X post Maryz, my dear.

Tufty I was so surprised when FidGirl wanted the Playmobil school for Christmas. She's 10 and I thought the last Playmobil year was last year when she got the Pyramid. I wept for joy that she could assemble both herself. Could have kissed an elf.

It's still on the dining table after 3 months mind.

I am attempting to make a Justin Bieber cake

Isn't bgrin etc for the burns night hats?

What in fuck's name is a Justin Bieber cake? Google I dare not.

Why Weasel?

At the moment I have two purple, and two pink sponges cooling. It must then be iced in Pink and Purple and have the Image of the Bieber one upon it.

And to make it more difficult it has to be pink and purple coloured yet chocolate flavoured.

Yes, mine is basically going to be like one of those. But shit.

Hahaha at 'the image of bieber' upon it.
It's like the son God never had.

Purple yet chocolate favored is simply unreasonable.

And yet I have achieved it.

My cake will be a Easter Miracle as it holds the image of Bieber.

A Maderia Shroud of Turn as it were.

Turin

Fiderer at 5 DD just lost all the important bits so I let her play with the horses while I did the important building job. I hope she still wants Playmobil at 10.
That cake looks like the leaflet the nice ladies brought, inviting me to jesus' birthday party.

Mary I do like a nice bit of black forest gateaux.

And on the third day, Weasel's Bieber rose...

I have holiday nostalgia. As I wrote on thread no. I, we are just back from our first holiday in years. All inclusive and yes of course SmileyBarMan started pouring gin and tonic for me as I approached with my cheery 2 o'clock smile.

The relief of not hearing "Mum I'm hungry" for a week was worth its weight in gold.

I've never had an all inclusive holiday but I think I might like it...can you just drink..all day? and they feed your children?