SPOOFS II - IT'S STILL RELEVANT

[Hullygully]

Madame - he deffo wants a Love Tap, and steroids.

yes recite the ancient mariner at full blast, or Spensers faerie queen that'll do it

Yes he leans in the boot and sort of vigorously humps it.

His wife takes foot photos.

Carly's not on the stereo. I'll but her on tomorrow when I have to bake the Cake Of Shame.

Worse Hilly much worse. There's tutti Nguyen and swearing.

You need Rumpole.

yes but how does his manhood gain purchase? I ask again.

yaysters

What do you mean she takes foot photos?
Why are my neighbours so dull apart from the bloke I buy my grass from.

it is indeed a vexatious question

we have a quiche

I got really told off for saying proxy once. Then a big lecture about ladies with the pox. It was very odd.
maybe your neighbour is one of those that sell their feet on ebay. or is it slippers?

It's lost me Maryz.

I am going to mong in the am and watch homes under the hammer for as long as nutter 3yo will allow. Then he will wish me a HAPPY BIRTHDAY or HAPPY MOTHERS DAY and we will be happy

very drunk Mary

Poxy not proxy!

I can't see. He does it in the day so I think it's meant to be non sexual - but he's not loading anything into the boot.

Foot lady.
First we though ebaying shoes. But then we noticed her doing it barefooted too.
Walks out house, on to drive. Faffs around photoing feet goes back in.

have you had pills too funnys?

Mary tis bolloeux and far and away from the serious discussion we were supposed to be having

I like the idea of poetry and big feet. But then I live in forrin and take my pleasures where they may be found.

I have had a sinutab at 9.30am, an incident with some wallpaper and am BUZZING

9.30 am? That's a buzzing metabolism. Mind the wallpaper. Esp the patterns.

In regards to the wall abuse via automobile, can you not construct something with steel and concrete?

oh and pink drinks and red drinks and white drinks and a shitting busy month and then NO emails after 6pm. How does that happen?

I will be like death by the am and then another sinutab and it all starts again