Spoofs, Jokes and Trolls

[Hullygully]

Right.

I want a serious debate about this.

I started a joke thread, in my own name as usual, about a neighbour stealing a spoon.

It was questioned as "trolling" and I got told off by Rebecca at MNHQ.

Are spoofs and/or jokes no longer allowed?

Since when?

And why?

What do people think about spoofs, jokes and trolls and the difference theereof?

I live so close to the shops though, that I just think 'What do I fancy?' and buy it. I don't benefit from bulk buying, I suppose, but I seldom throw away food or waste anything because I only buy what I want to eat. I just don't fancy deciding what I want days in advance.

I hate cooking and I hate thinking about food - unless I am sitting down with wine and a menu of course

my dc are both out for the night so I am having fizzy wine and chicken hula hoops for dins. classy

it's actually very nice, I may have toast for pud and go completely mad

Madame I have posted on your thread. I managed to slip in a little insult to the divvy Aussie poster that no one's noticed yet

It's not big, it's not clever but it made me feel better

I am having hot cross buns and sour skittles for dinner.

Dd is going out for dinner. Kid has a better social life than me.

if I lived somewhere civilised where every restaurant wasn't 8 billion quid, I'd take myself out for dinners

that is right posh getorf

I have Waitrose at the bottom of the garden, I have dispatched ds to the grandparents so I may send out for an Indian take away to celebrate and send dh for booze.

Happy days!

I'm having (Golden Wonder) cheese and onion crisps, a cream egg and red wine. I might push the boat out and have cheese and crackers later.
Right. I really do want to know about madams thread now because you all keep talking about it.

bless ya kate! tis noted and appreciated! gotta give her credit for sticking with it. sign of a true pro!

That was kind if Waitrose to open a shop in your garden Kate. I wonder if they'd open one in mine then I could avoid the village shop with Frank and his turgid leg.

tifty, it's the thread about poor people and internet access

It's why we bought the place Tufty. My checklist was this:

Garden - tick
Stairs on the inside - tick
Waitrose - tick

So when this one with all that and Waitrose at the bottom of the garden came up, well, it was fate. I'm waiting on planning for permission to tunnel through. It would save me the 40 second walk.

I can't bear the thought of what is being said on that thread about poor people and the internet access. There are so many uncharitable people who relish the fact that there are people a lot less fortunate than they are. I can imagine what is being said.

I've got wine. And a Chinese take away being delivered.

I love living here after 15 years in the arse end of nowhere.

Oh no go and look GetOeuf! Tethers just threatened to shit all over the thread

I am awaiting a very nice person to ring my door bell and present me curry in exchange for cash.

Could someone link the thread please? I have AIBU hidden.

I had to hide that thread

we've got it under control boffy

That thread is making steam come out my ears.

Common sense has prevailed here

right 2 things. Why do I not yet have wine when you are all clearly pissed and what is a sook??? btw I was taken out for lunch and the restaurant had a toilet with coloured lights and underwater moving wallpaper. I nearly had a panic attack ffs