Spoofs, Jokes and Trolls

[Hullygully]

Right.

I want a serious debate about this.

I started a joke thread, in my own name as usual, about a neighbour stealing a spoon.

It was questioned as "trolling" and I got told off by Rebecca at MNHQ.

Are spoofs and/or jokes no longer allowed?

Since when?

And why?

What do people think about spoofs, jokes and trolls and the difference theereof?

Kate, stairs on the inside is always a bonus.
I found it hilly, bloody load of fuckers.
DS is crying because I made A BIG MISTAKE
everyone in the world (his school in small village has toys from McDonalds caked yoo hoos, little furry things. I promised we'd go to mcd's over Easter so he'd have some. But. The world moves fast and now Mcd's are onto the next thing. No more yoo hoos.
And I burnt DD's beads that she made and waited 4 days for me to cook. They're black now.
I'm just a bit shit.

i meal plan too......and I am kerayzee

lol at tufty's burnt beads

ds and I have had dominos pizza and bugger the cost. Tis the first day of holidays. And I sorely needed a break.

I have A Small Boy? in his bed.

I have A Tall Husband? doing the washing up and about to bringing me chocolate ice cream and red wine.

All I need to do is run the hoover and change beds tomorrow and I'm ready for The Mother Who Sees All the Dirt? to arrive.

::Tee falls down::

at Madame's thread. I despair, sometimes, at just how cruel other people can be.

In other news, I have gin and tonight will be an Indian takeaway.

And I'd just like to say and

It's not funny getoeuf! I'm going to have to recreate beads made by a 5 year old and cook them again. She keeps asking and I tell her they're still in the oven. Still in the oven. No! Don't open the door!!!
DS is just doing the silent tears thing now and sniffing. Bloody McDonalds! And I am also culpable. I know that.
Maryz, no drink on good Friday? Is thatcwhat Jesus wanted?

hello Biwi darling, so pleased chub has been s good egg

good show chub

On the plus side BIWI twas really only one person intent on the derail. and it has got back on track. Its the longest fred I have ever started! yay!

Is that a new poster, Madame? I haven't checked. And what were all hilly's posts about? They were all deleted, but nobody seemed to comment or reference them at all.

Too soon to say about money, Maryz, but we have had lots of great advice and are just deciding what our next course of action should be other than taking out a contract

Oh no I am sorry tufty - I didn't realise the significance of the beads, or that dd had made them.

I felt very guilt when dd made this applique thing when she was little and I had to iron it on LOW and I had it set to linen and shrivelled the whole thing up and made it stick to the iron. And she cried piteously and I had to run to the loo to smother the laughter (god I am horrible).

ooh! havent reread! deletions!

I fucking hate fucking bastard bloody hama fucking beads

I meal plan, I even oven plan so that I can use it efficiently as it costs a fuck of a lot for all that power.

Should I get my coat?

I have - gin actually!

mine? my posts were deleted???

He hasn't brought me chocolate ice cream or wine yet.

Should I LTB?

DD had made this terribly intricate patterned THING with fucking bastard bloody hama beads.

She showed it to me and I lifted it ever so carefully to carry it over to the ironing board.

And DS walked in, I jumped, and the fucking bastards went fucking everywhere.

DD howled and howled. I hate them feckers.

Right, my parenting skills shot list goes on:
DC had to decorate Easter bonnets, I printed off some pictures of chicks. Tick. I even cut them out. This morning they pritt sticked the chicks al over their hats (although it seems every other bonnet was made by parents. Anyway). Everyone hot an Easter egg. Happy DC. But...
I staring at their bonnets sitting on the table. The chicks look like they've got red beaks? Look closer, it's blood. They've decorated their bonnets with pictures of chicks that have had their beaks cut off. They've been on display all day for all the parents and teachers to see. Great.

No, no, no Hully, not you! There's a poster called HillBilly76 or something. That's who I meant.