Spoofs, Jokes and Trolls

[Hullygully]

Right.

I want a serious debate about this.

I started a joke thread, in my own name as usual, about a neighbour stealing a spoon.

It was questioned as "trolling" and I got told off by Rebecca at MNHQ.

Are spoofs and/or jokes no longer allowed?

Since when?

And why?

What do people think about spoofs, jokes and trolls and the difference theereof?

Don't bother with being subtle with Pag. She'll need you to hold her hair back....

Do spaghetti hoops count as one of the 5 a day?

Yes, Tufty as does & tobacco (it's a plant, ain't it?).

(Forgets that now has ecig which doesn't count )

at echo.

Aw I'm not too bad.
Those caipirinha are bloody lovely Boeuf. I will have several for you tomorrow.

I must go to sleep soon. The DC wake stupidly early. I am just struggling with arguing with some utter wanker on Madames thread and wanting to read you lot chatting.

oh dont engage with her. she'S a professional bridge dweller. have you snogged/slapped anyone yet?

Hey Hully

We were naming the fish today. There is a slightly confused one that keeps floating by the stairs listing dreadfully to one side that we named after you.

I'd like a Martini right NOW.

I have just spent 2 hours teach Dad (age 80) how to use his new laptop.

It is installed with Windows 8 and lots of new stuff.

I am used to old Windows and new Mac.

I have been a little lost and very, very exhausted with the teaching of afore mentioned 80 year old.

Give me drink now.

please and

HAND IT OVER PAGSTER.

You deserve one then Fenton!

Yes! I LOVE pissed Paggy!

I am a sleek fish of colour and distinction, I'm no listing finned thing

In by the back door on the healthy eating then.

Where's madame's thread?

[forcibly removes wine glass from Pag, makes her sit with her head between her knees...]

Wow - that took guts, LaQueen!

Don't go there tifty

although I have just come up with a rather brill suggestion for the whole problem

I am being very well behaved. not at all drunk, middle aged and faintly inappropriate.

Here Fenton. I am moving on to champagne cocktails on Friday. And it's nearly Friday here.

I meal plan, LaQueen, so I s'pose you won't like me now?[needy]

Would love to have a huge small drink of something alcohohohlic right now, but I have to pick dh from Glasgow later on, so I have to stay un-pished, dammit. >

Thanks Paggy, I am most grateful.

thank you hully. just that. and pags.

Ok hilly I won't. what's your suggestion to the problem?
Although I don't actually know what the problem is either.

I meal plan. Otherwise food is wasted and money too.

Surely tis only sensible??

I meal plan. Well I buy a few things to cook in the week and spend the whole week ordering in takeaways and then look at the cooking crap sitting forlornly in the fridge and feel guilty.

I used to love cooking and now I can't be mithered.

Also, imagine having to think, what the fuck shall we have for dinner EVERY DAY??????

I think about it on Mon, shop and then cook for the whole week on Mon so I don't have to think about BORING BORING DINNERS again until the following week.

No cooking at weekends, scavenge as you can round my gaff.