Sorry, sorry, sorry. HIDE POSTER button again.

[IamtheZombie]

Zombie is old. Zombie is grumpy. She freely admits to those.

Zombie also has one tit left and there are a few posters who are really, really getting on it.

It's getting to the point that she's about ready to take an extended MN holiday just for the sake of her blood pressure and her sanity.

Please, please may we have a hide poster button?

"anyone non-ugly" :o

Have you tried online dating, gerroff? Genuine q. My (male) friend joined 3 years ago after months of me nagging him to get back out there, and he is now married and they've just had their second son. I think online dating is just the modern way, he certainly didn't find it creepy or nauseating like he feared.

I don't want to date anyone

I really don't want a relationship - I have given up on those completely

I just want a good old fashioned snog, frankly.

I keep looking at good looking whippersnappers on the train wistfully. God help me I am turning into Carole Malone.

Getorf t'interweb, Getorf, you won't meet fuckable blokes who are also available on MN. And our ds's are not available.

But but but I want you to be settled and in love and all happy

If it's just a knicker-twitching snog, then...

Oh no I don't want to be all settled, and all lovey dovey with some bloke.

But how can I meet men for random snogs?

I can't put that on the internet, god knows what would unearth.

What am I supposed to do? Go to a disco (disco!) on a Friday night?

YY I know you don't want settled-and-comfy, but I want you to be settled-and-comfy :o

Nooooooooo, you canna put on the dating site that it's just for knicker-twanging, but that would be a naice end result at the end of a date, and then you can just not do date 2. No? Or do a date 2 but keep it light and easybreezy covergirl It'd work out, I bet.

Oh funnymum71 that is atrocious :(

funnymum71 - why not report the post?

Well, not being able to spell something doesn't flag anything for me since I have two things I can never spell, but the rest would have my finger on the report button, FunnyMum.

What can't you spell, tee?

I can actually say Due Diligence without sounding pissed. Which is unfortunate because I have to say it at work a lot.

Fybromyalgia and Degenerative.

Ooh, I got degenerative right that time!

I can spell the full version of Fibro!

I can't spell diahorrea. Stupid bloody word anyway.

Oh hang on is diahorrea right? It looks right.

I am a moron.

diarrhoea

(did that without looking, might not be right)

Are you the mother who sends in a note to school

Hayley was in not school yesterday because she had dior diar the shits

Yes, that's me, Trills.

And that should say 'can't spell' full version of fibromyalgia.

See?

This might help, or it might not

Hahaha

Every time. I click on that everytime.

Excellent Paisan.

I hate people using 'special' as an insult. Or sneering about mental illness or conditions as a way to make a cheap shot.

But report or deal with it on the thread in question.