Sorry, sorry, sorry. HIDE POSTER button again.

[IamtheZombie]

Zombie is old. Zombie is grumpy. She freely admits to those.

Zombie also has one tit left and there are a few posters who are really, really getting on it.

It's getting to the point that she's about ready to take an extended MN holiday just for the sake of her blood pressure and her sanity.

Please, please may we have a hide poster button?

Lol at teeth and hair.

Dublin is a bit too far though

Ds1 is attending an old boys rugby match tomorrow. About 20 19/20 year old very fit blokes. Any good Getorf ? Do you want a lift?

It's only snogging Maryz.

Do you want a lift Maryz?

There may be older brothers there, too, right, Pag? Much older?

It is all wrong. They are still boys in my head. And I would feel even more ancient next to Getorf while that are all "hello Mrs Pagwatch"-ing me

I'm very old and very married but I'll take a lift Pag...

Yes to older bothers.

Unfortunately also lots of perky sisters too I remember watching DS play a big match with the stands filled with screaming girls. All blonde. All wearing vest tops in November.
Actually the oldest I have ever felt. Eve.

Ever. Not eve.

I shall book a minibus, shall I?

perky sisters

Well if you're feeling "Eve" Pag there may be more benefits

Must say re Hide Poster, I haven't seen one good argument against and have seen many for. If you choose to hide, then you accept threads may be disjointed and as for the "stand and educate" argument, there will always be those who can and do so, but those who really can't face it could opt out.

If you've opted out, you can't gripe about deletions.

ACTUALLY I have a lovely cousin who would be perfuck for you, Gerroff. 41, tall, good bod, funny, witty, loves deep conversations. I them 'em to bits. Even got me a subscription to Psychologies mag so we can discuss shizzle together in our pissed states :o

Except he is actually a she and she lives in Cyprus (hence pissed facebook chats about psychology and shizzle).

But, genuinely, you're very similar and would be fab together.

Bloody hell pag!

I wouldn't know what to say to 20 year old boys, other than 'do you want me to put a pizza on' in manner of how I speak to dd's male mates. TOO young!

No fucker has chatted me up since 2006.

perfuck ?

I've got the greasemonkey thing working, wo0t!

'Favourite'-ing a poster highlights them in yellow, 'ignore' hides them but leaves their name/posting date box, and there is an option to skip through the thread to your next favourite.

And it took about 30secs to install, including the time it took to restart Firefox (but I did already have Firefox)

:o

AnyF, folk were asking after you yesterday - on HoneyD's roll call thread (I think).

lol at he's not a he he's a she!

I had a doooom dooooom moment on holiday. Sitting next to a blonde beaitiful 17 year old dd in a bikini and realising that the waiters who do that whole crappy 'NO - you must be her sister' are doing it to HUMOUR me.

I bet they ruddy weren't humouring you, gerrof

my brother is a he :o

Yes this went off at a complete tangent didn't it!

I could give lesbianism a swing.

Does anyone have Sue Perkins number?