On your marks... get set... NAMECHANGE - sign-up for the Olympic NC competition

[RebeccaAdlingtonMumsnet]

Following numerous requests for a name change competition with an Olympic theme we have decided to go ahead and start one even though we don't have a prize yet

For your chance to gain a podium place post with your new name below.

Don't forget to include your usual name in the post and we at MNHQ will come up with a shortlist early next week.

As ever the umpire referee judges' decision is final, any participants found to be illegal-drug taking or false-starting will be disqualified

We will then start a poll for you to pick your Gold, Silver and Bronze medallists who will bask in the Olympic glory when the winners are announced at the end of next week.

Good luck

I'm not allowed to win but I shall be exclusively unveiling my London2012 name change during the ceremony.

I'm normally very law abiding.

Used to be SquirtedPerfumeUpNoseInBoots.

'tis me!

I usually wishiwasmoreorganised

Olivia is your surname lympic?? So you actually are O Lympic???

previously known as just plain old cece

Normally JollyHockeyStick.

Bah humbug.

I am flirting with antiquity and rippling, oiled nudity.

(LineRunner here)

It's me, ErmaGerd :)

Quite fitting after the last few days in our house!

Calaminecovered here!

aka jazzchickens

I'm changing mine because this is the career I have in mind for the mini Evil Twins.

usually PrimalSteam.

My new name is beacuse of the irritating "P and G. Proud Sponsor of Mums".
In the adverts that pathetically try to link the Olympics to buying washing powder.
They are silly and annoying but the only 'Olympic' thing I can think of which goes with my name!

I'm usually sans lips/eyebrows. And I know I've spelt eligible wrong now.

Otherwise known as FiveHoursSleep

JUbilympiX, that's me (when I've actually got to the bit where you do the ncs!)

Ah, it worked. Why did I have to change my password?

oooh that cumberbatch choppy is giving me goosebumps.

Quite simple really, i'm hoping to get 9 gold medals to beat Michael Phelps achievement last time

Was SamsGoldilocks

I was QuickQuickSloe, but this sounds much more athletic

Thanks,
Just emailed.
VoldemortsNipple

BourbonBourbon here. When does it all kick off? Need to get DS to bed asap really.

Was previously Smurkle but thought I would get into the spirit!

hello, tiz me custy

'ello, t'is me, the extremely un sporty UnChartered

Kicks off at 9pm.

Come join us on the Olympic Opening Ceremony thread.