On your marks... get set... NAMECHANGE - sign-up for the Olympic NC competition

[RebeccaAdlingtonMumsnet]

Following numerous requests for a name change competition with an Olympic theme we have decided to go ahead and start one even though we don't have a prize yet

For your chance to gain a podium place post with your new name below.

Don't forget to include your usual name in the post and we at MNHQ will come up with a shortlist early next week.

As ever the umpire referee judges' decision is final, any participants found to be illegal-drug taking or false-starting will be disqualified

We will then start a poll for you to pick your Gold, Silver and Bronze medallists who will bask in the Olympic glory when the winners are announced at the end of next week.

Good luck

@VoldemortsNipple

I've just tried to name change but managed to block my password instead. Now I'm stuck and can't ask for a reminder because I haven't got access to my old email account :( Disqualified before the starting line.

Mail us VoldemortsNipple and we will try and sort it out for you.
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Usually FarelyKnuts in more than one sense and flying the flag for the Irish cos we are likely forgotten as we are a bit shit at Olympics except for Boxing

C'mon Katie Taylor.. Our best hope of a medal or two :o

Jins here. I'm confident of a medal

Usually HeartsTrumpDiamonds

But if I win, the prize really must go to MrsV because she made up the new name for me

Awww, Medals.

Naw, you can have it....I have contributed a few names for others, it's just my own I'm shite with.

Used to be TheOneWithTheHair.

aka NoMoreCake

(won't be expecting any medals!)

i like Tribbles namechange.

Usually onadifferentplanet

Well since it all started here I thought I better join in.

I was ItsallGreektome

Usually FoofyShmooffer with a lame namechange.

Well....formerly known as thecunningstunt.......

Usually tethersend.

Didn't want to fall foul of the Olympic Committee.

Usually oopslateagain

Hello. It's me Sparklingbrook. I think this NC malarkey may be my fault.

lissielou. as much as I love my name, its a ball-ache to make into a good topical nc.

^

I reckon that could be our winner.

And she started it.

SparklingGoldMedals

Oooh I feel so very ..... active

the Hippo formerly known as HipHopOpotomus

Usually Taffeta.

Mines is a bit rubbish. Usually Annunziata.

I wish people would stop saying their names are rubbish.

They are NOT.

At least you are entering into the spirit of it all.

My name is bloody brilliant

Hello, it's me happy wheezer

That's the spirit !

Gawd, how fluffy is that ?

I think Taffletics is great!