On your marks... get set... NAMECHANGE - sign-up for the Olympic NC competition

[RebeccaAdlingtonMumsnet]

Following numerous requests for a name change competition with an Olympic theme we have decided to go ahead and start one even though we don't have a prize yet

For your chance to gain a podium place post with your new name below.

Don't forget to include your usual name in the post and we at MNHQ will come up with a shortlist early next week.

As ever the umpire referee judges' decision is final, any participants found to be illegal-drug taking or false-starting will be disqualified

We will then start a poll for you to pick your Gold, Silver and Bronze medallists who will bask in the Olympic glory when the winners are announced at the end of next week.

Good luck

Trumpton........ took me ages to get my namechange short enough and then ages to find this thread again. I had better get a mention in dispatches or I will be vair unhappy. < Sharpens elbows to get decent place on podium > ( Disclaimer... I don't live in England and don't give a discuss throw about the Olympics )

I blame the . They've been plying me here all afternoon.

SPsFanjoLovesRussellHoward

Or I could be MardyTeamGreatBratain.

MardyBrasketball?

I'm not expecting to win seen as I'm obviously making enough with sponsoring the whole thing anyway

Good thinking Taff.

MardyBradleyWiggins?

(BIWI)

Good one, BIWI!

MikeLitoris here.

Can't really take credit as another poster came up with this.

I'm not share my gold medal though

MardyMittRomney :o

All I can think of is RandomDrugsTest for RandomMess

Formerly MonaLotte

Just embarrassed self by announcing new name in haiku thread...

Booby prize for me

Thought I was so clever and all

Me me me i wana enter lol

I was AnAirofHope

Shakes pom poms

Meh.

If you can't beat 'em

formally known to be gettinganumbbum

Ta dah! Was just a regular PukeCatcher but now I'm on the team.

Usually known as BonkeyMollocks :)

The Artist Formerly Known As Fillybuster :)

Some of these are very good .

I want to know who Rowan is now. And Olivia, as we suggested names for them yesterday but I haven't seen either of them around.

Aka Cremolafoam
OOO
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It's going to take me hours to log in
(mothmagnet)

'Tis I, NicolasTeakozy.