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Post your festive namechange here - small but perfectly formed prize to be won!

223 replies

HelenMumsnet · 15/12/2010 16:24

Hello. We've (finally) got a festive/Christmas name-change comp for you (prize, er, TBA - but will be a very nice little something)

All you need to do to enter the comp is post your festive name on this thread by MIDNIGHT ON THURSDAY 16th DECEMBER - along with your usual nickname, so we can chortle at how festively witty your namechange is.

We will then draw up a shortlist of the best names (no quibbling with the judges, please) - and bung 'em in a poll, so you can all vote for the one you want to win.

Thank you - and good luck!

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hungrymaneater · 16/12/2010 21:40

Virgin Mary - normally hungrymaneater! Xmas Wink

RhinestoneReindeerHerder · 16/12/2010 21:41

Normally RhinestoneCowgirl (but I admit I am recycling my Christmas name from last yr as couldn't think of anything else)

KerryMumblesBahHumBug · 16/12/2010 21:45

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RockinRobinBird · 16/12/2010 21:47

I'll add myself to the list though I know it's futile...

Rockbird :)

bibbitybobbitysantahat · 16/12/2010 21:47

Small sob that we won't be seeing CliffRichardsSucksEggsInHell or whatever her name was this year Xmas Sad.

RudolphReindeerTuppennyTail · 16/12/2010 21:59

Yes I know I'm not important enough but I'm going to add myself anyway.

I'm normally TimothyTigerTuppennyTail.

ChristmasTrolleyRage · 16/12/2010 22:24

Ohohoh!

Pantofino to win.

NotShortImStockingStuffingSize · 16/12/2010 22:47

Previously NotShortImPomBearSized
Originally NotShortImFunSized

Xmas Grin
NotShortImStockingStuffingSize · 16/12/2010 22:48

And yes there should be a D on the end but I ran out of room!

santagotstuckuptheCHIMCHARney · 17/12/2010 06:59

awww. i'm late...but it is my birthday today, so can i be excused please? Xmas Wink

am usually chimchar.

Ho Ho HO! Xmas Grin

InstructionsToTheBaubles · 17/12/2010 08:48

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coldtits · 17/12/2010 09:30

Deadline? There was a deadline? I've only just caught up with it being December!

NineLadiesDancingThroughLife · 17/12/2010 12:07

What? There was a competition?

Well baubles to deadlines. I'm not going to win anything, but here is my Christmas name

(usually dancingthroughlife)

sux2bsanta · 17/12/2010 12:08

normally sux2bme
occasionally sux2bu
halloween was cameronsux2bmean - cue tumbleweed rolling through mumsnet

now i am sux2bsanta...but i namechanged weeks in advance cos i was due to give birth...which i did two weeks ago and now with sore tits, sore vag and sore arse i probably should change back to sux2bme again!!!

fwiw my votes would go to...

chocahohoholic
lowlevelbahhumbug
flutey3for2inboots
anyfuckerforamincepie
terrywoganscockandbaubles
qodrestmemerrygentlemen

happy xmas everybody [fbear]

thumbplumpuddingwitch · 17/12/2010 13:10

Pants - is it too late to add another one to the list? She seems not to be on here already - PsecretSantead (normally Psammead). I love her namechange!

HelenMumsnet · 17/12/2010 13:34

Thanks all. Nominations now well and truly closed.

Shortlisted names will be posted up soon...

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SantasNutellaFairy · 17/12/2010 13:45

How did this thread only become a sticky(for me anyway) after the nominations closed huh?

S'not fair!!!!!

EdgarAleNPie · 17/12/2010 13:52

i like chaos namechange.

very good.

LostInTheSnowAgain · 17/12/2010 14:23

Was LostInTranslation, now LostInThePeskySnowAgain!

ChippingIn · 17/12/2010 20:09

Closed...
Closed???
CLOSED?

what - without mine Confused
That can't be right....
Surely not....

Ah bugger it - I'll start working on my Easter Name Grin

SleighdyBellian · 18/12/2010 13:01

Oh dear, late as usual.

usually LadyWellian, but was far too uninspired busy to get in on time!

GodRestYeEllieMentalmen · 18/12/2010 13:04

darn it - I haven't been on here for days and now I've missed it.

I thought this was quite inspired (elliemental)

TurkeyMartini · 18/12/2010 22:46

Ellie, what a shame. Tis a very good one. You could've been a contender!

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