Post your festive namechange here - small but perfectly formed prize to be won!

[HelenMumsnet]

Hello. We've (finally) got a festive/Christmas name-change comp for you (prize, er, TBA - but will be a very nice little something)

All you need to do to enter the comp is post your festive name on this thread by MIDNIGHT ON THURSDAY 16th DECEMBER - along with your usual nickname, so we can chortle at how festively witty your namechange is.

We will then draw up a shortlist of the best names (no quibbling with the judges, please) - and bung 'em in a poll, so you can all vote for the one you want to win.

Thank you - and good luck!

Why thank you Foosa!

Normally PurplePillow

There's a competition, did you say?

(BIWI here)

Me. Me. Me!!

Goober.

Ta-Da

Normally Jaquelinehyde.

Merry Christmas everyone

Normally plain old Coca

TheSkiingGardener

Not imaginative, but festive!

hmm. Shall I be this?
Or Deckthehallswithboughsofmolly

or Hollyroger

or TheMollyBearABerry

or TistheseasontobeMolly?

Plumbummum

I love the COCAcolachristmasadvert

Normally johnworf

Normally elphabadefiesgravity

Normally DoNotFeedMeBiscuits. I hate mince pies, bloody dried fruit.

DoNotFeedMeMincePies you get my vote as mince pies are vile.

I'm normally ChutesTooNarrow and I will do anything if there is a sniff at a prize.

Normally DirtyMartini.

So many good ones . I like AnyFucker's too. And SuePurbly's.

Does TerryWogansCock have a festive guise? I think we should be told.

Heh-heh re TerryWogansCock. I think I remember last year she was TerryWogansCockandBaubles? heheheh

I really wanted to be Figgypuddingmuffintoprollsovermyjeans but it was too long so settled for this.

Usually Figgyrolls

but we all know that it isn't going to win, as I don't never ever ever win anything. (except on ebay for ridiculous prices on occasions )

Actually having been using my other name I prefer this one. does it suit?
Was Figgyrolls btw!

I can't think of anything clever!

Nope. Still can't work out how to do it.

But if I could it would be

YulesYules

I don't understand either Jules!

I am a panettoinydog for Christmas

and a pointydog for life

Best I can do, usually MrsYamada or MrsYam when pissed.

I like 'MistleToad' and, obviously, AnyFuckerforaMincePie.

PrettyCandles was my first ever Christmas name. I chose it because I happened to be looking at all the pretty Hannuka candles! Liked it so much that I kept it.