Post your festive namechange here - small but perfectly formed prize to be won!

[HelenMumsnet]

Hello. We've (finally) got a festive/Christmas name-change comp for you (prize, er, TBA - but will be a very nice little something)

All you need to do to enter the comp is post your festive name on this thread by MIDNIGHT ON THURSDAY 16th DECEMBER - along with your usual nickname, so we can chortle at how festively witty your namechange is.

We will then draw up a shortlist of the best names (no quibbling with the judges, please) - and bung 'em in a poll, so you can all vote for the one you want to win.

Thank you - and good luck!

Am usually madascheese -

am jolly festive!

I'm normally Scout19075.

But JackSawMommaKissingSantaClaus came up with my new name. Thanks JM!

Normally just Spirael. Now I'm a whole sky of unique.

Normally onadietcokebreak.

usually MassiveKnob but coming clean for christmas

If I can't have me I'm voting for SuePurblybiltbyElves. I remember every time I see it how much I like it!

Although I still think me, obviously.

Guacamohohohole, normally Guacamole!

FestiveOrganisoid usually FreakoidOrganisoid

Mine is very poor but I am normally mnistooaddictive.

swallowedAfly

Mine might not be the cleverest or the wittiest, but I like the simplicity of its festive relationship with my "normal" name of Prettybird

I used to be Mr Toad!

mylifewithstrangers here, think this one is a bit on the subtle side to make the grade though

I like
SuePurblybiltbyElves, GoodKingSlubbersArseFellOut
PanettoinyDog
SleighdyInPink

Gah - everyone's names are excellent

I'll do myself too

notnowbernard

Normally RustyBear...

normally Brookeslay now twirls becomes Slaybellsring

I'm normally Doughnutty.

It's shite though!

Usually just plain old GMajor7!

Also liking AnyFuckerForAMincePie. Has something of the Pom Bear about it and I may use it as an ice breaker as needed this Christmas.

Normally MissBeehiving, a crap but festive namechange.

I'm wukter usually.

that Mistletoad is GENIUS

Mine is shite, and not witty enough to win.. but I've never entered a namechange competition before, so here goes..

Usually DramaInPyjamas

I'm usually MisSalLaneous.

I'm usually 5inthebed.

Memoo, I love yours, you have my vote.