Hello. We've (finally) got a festive/Christmas name-change comp for you (prize, er, TBA - but will be a very nice little something)
All you need to do to enter the comp is post your festive name on this thread by MIDNIGHT ON THURSDAY 16th DECEMBER - along with your usual nickname, so we can chortle at how festively witty your namechange is.
We will then draw up a shortlist of the best names (no quibbling with the judges, please) - and bung 'em in a poll, so you can all vote for the one you want to win.
Thank you - and good luck!