Rimming

[MidnightMoonlight]

It's not something I've ever done before and have only ever dabbled with anal with previous partners... but my new partner has asked me if I would like to try it (on him). He's left it entirely with me and won't pressure me at all if I choose not too. I am slightly intrigued by the idea as I get the feeling it's something he really likes. But I'm scared. For the same reasons I've never really got into anal - poo! I find it odd that some people see it as a sexual body part considering it's function! Any tips, advice, reading material for me?

He carved it into an 18 inch penis He wildly overestimated the length of his rectal passage. Silly man. I suppose he used the old "I accidentally fell on the Yucca when I was walking to the shower" line.

Oh blimey who is going to be the first to say 'mundane'

at 'genuine sex posters'. Is there a test to pass or something?

I've just looked up anal fisting threads 😂

Oi Ford, my posts have been consistently pro-sex and rimming and whatever.

I don't think this is a bad thread in that way.

Ah yes, the 'Sexperts'. With qualifications.

vive la difference!

I've just thought of something regarding rimming. Piles.

I don't think an aversion to poking my tongue - or a yucca plant - up my husbands fart box makes me anti-sex. I'm just a bit anti-musky-fartbox-aroma.

I'm not a sex-shamer, I piss on my DH ffs, doesn't mean I don't find it all rather hilarious at the same time.

No need to be so earnest.

Oh God yes piles and farts would put folk off

I've gone right off my Malteasers now.

Really any leakage from that area would a deal breaker Portia

onhold.
Also fart box

I have never had piles.

Oh strewth no hope for your less fattening centres Onhold

Sex is funny. Don't be so poo faced.

poo faced

grim. Thank god my husband isn't into this.

My DH also says that if he were to get a crack wax he would bleed to death.

He is certainly hirsute, I'd need a comb.

Was the anal fisting thread the "fishing" thread? Because that was gold! as is this!

Just don't get the comb stuck up his arse. We don't want to read about your DH in the DM.

Give him a middle parting

Sparkling You make me laugh often, but have excelled yourself in hilarity on this thread

No need for the 'grim' comments though.

Not your bag? Move on.

Talking of bag, teabagging anyone?

I've never had piled Sparkling, DH somehow got sympathetic piles when I was pregnant though.

The man's empathy knows no bounds.