What do you call your DP's penis?

[singleandfabulous]

I cant decide if i like dick or cock
Dick sounds a bit ... old but cock sounds pornographic. Old chap is just funny.

Alan?

In the three relationships where we've named them there's been Percy, Algernon and George

Sexicle. As in the third testicle. Lefticle, righticle and sexicle.

Willy.

Arf! at Alan.

I have an uncle Algernon so not going there!

Cock

Sir Lancelot.

Not.

Penis

Percy pecker....makes a fab scrunchie holder ,so you don't loose yr scrunchie in the bed over night

Stranger😂😂😂

Fucksake. My dad is called Alan 😷

Knob

I don't call it anything. If I want it I call his name, it tends to come with...

Wanger

Penis flaccid. Cock erect.

HTH

I don't call it anything. I just eye it with suspicion.

Dick if I'm in a bad mood, willy if I'm in a silly mood.

I don't address it directly during coitus.

Nixon, because it's a tricky dicky.

not really. i made that up. i actually call it Mrs Slocombe, because it loves...oh, you know what? i made that up as well.

soz.

Little (his first name), eg say his name is Paul his penis is little Paul

Absolutely amazing. That's what I call it.
Makes me wonder what on earth I previously called an acceptable love life.
Still, it's more about the man attached to it.

Duggie.

We once knew a man called Doug and he was a total cock. So it kind of stuck.

I've only just remembered now about the man behind the name so I don't think about him often!

That's weird right

Ha ha ... I think cock and knob win the day

penis but as other people said, I don't talk to it directly.

So those of you saying you dont address the penis directly, dont you talk dirty or sext? or do you simply refer to it as 'it?'

Cock in the bedroom.

Outside the bedroom there are many things i call it